reneetard

pronounced ren-ay-tard
a person who is really stupid and can not live amoung people without spreading their stupidity

that person is a godam reneetard

by Dev May 18, 2006

Reektard

Joining of two words: Reek and Retard

Reektard = Someone who's a smelly idiot.

John: That guy stinks - and he's as dumb as shit!

Kevin: Yep. Dude's a Reektard!

by Kobiashi2 June 16, 2010

Reretarded

When one who was previuosly retarded, becomes retarded again

Man, just when Antwan was acting normal he got all reretarded

by Televizzle Shizzle Nizzler March 21, 2003

Retetard

Mispelling of the word "retard". People suffering from insomnia dyslexia may accidently spell retard in this way, and when used as an insult, the word backfires in your face and only proves that you are the retard.

Man1- What's 2+2?
Man2- 3.
Man1- No, it's 4. You're a retetard.
Man2- I was being sarcastic and you're the retard because you can't spell.

by JMUK July 17, 2012

reetard

noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.

"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"

by felch August 21, 2007

Reecetard

verb
when someone or something has gone beyond the realms of retardation.

when you make a decision, say something or do something that is so stupid and idiotic that it is defying the laws of the universe.

that girl is just a pure reecetard.

that is the biggest reecetard

by alexander jenkinson November 13, 2016

Reedtard

a Reed College student or graduate with a high IQ, but sub-par sociability. Evidence of severe Reedtardation may include (a) the inability to stop talking about one's thesis, even during sex; (b) a dearth of non-Reed-affiliated friends; and (c) the bodily funk that develops after a week barricaded in the Student Union, Romer Lounge or Houser FunDome.

"What's the deal with that old bearded guy asleep in the bong loft?"

"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."

by ReedieBop December 3, 2011