Retetard

Mispelling of the word "retard". People suffering from insomnia dyslexia may accidently spell retard in this way, and when used as an insult, the word backfires in your face and only proves that you are the retard.

Man1- What's 2+2?
Man2- 3.
Man1- No, it's 4. You're a retetard.
Man2- I was being sarcastic and you're the retard because you can't spell.

by JMUK July 17, 2012

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Reretarded

When one who was previuosly retarded, becomes retarded again

Man, just when Antwan was acting normal he got all reretarded

by Televizzle Shizzle Nizzler March 21, 2003

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reetard

noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.

"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"

by felch August 21, 2007

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Reteard • \re-Tear-da\ • noun

1 : A retard that is so retarded it brings a tear(s) to your eye.

2 a: A man or woman that is above and beyond the average retard

2 b: a man or woman who does or says things that even a normal retard wouldn't do or say

Reteared •\re-TEAR-ded\ • adjective

1: Used to describe someone's actions when simply calling them a retard doesn't quite sum it up; fairly atleast.

2: Used to describe someone's actions when they are worst than that of a normal or average retard; leading to tear(s) of embarrassment. You are likely embarrassed for them.

"Wow, that chick is a reteard. She just walked into a parked 18 wheeler. "

"That was the most retearded thing i have ever seen. Did she really just back up to the drive thru window to get ketchup and refill her drink?"

Guy 1 - "that guys is retearded"
Guy 2 - "Yah bro, he's wasted. I saw him take a piss right on the dance floor not even ten seconds ago"

by top cheddar November 29, 2009

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Reretardytard

An individual who is habitually tardy, by reason of mental defect.

Due to a significant lack of brain cells, the same reretardytards were late to class again today.

The reretardytard rerescheduled my phone interview once again, because his brain is broken.

by EightTrackMind April 1, 2015

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