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An erection of such magnitude that it stretches out all the skin in your body, leaving even the skin on your face so drawn and tight that all you can do is utter "help me," which, because of the taut facial skin, sounds like "reltney."
reltney by Anonymous August 13, 2003
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Reiney; she is very beautiful and blunt. everyone tries to be her friend. She's a bitch but the nicest bitch ever.. whore and fuck would generally be there favorite word. Great at making money horrible at driving . Always wants to help others and always finds a way too.
reiney by Trippyprincess99 July 2, 2019
Also spelled as "rheltney": a hard-on so intense that you can't breathe or blink your eyes. Paralysis can only be alleviated by sexual contact. In derivative Disney culture, Sleeping Beauty, (man with reltney), is awakened (un-paralyzed) by a beautiful prince (woman) by a kiss to her lips
(penis).
Gasping: "Help me! Reltney!"
reltney by w. john May 22, 2004
Just such a good bloke love this guy, he is my day 1. I would Catch a Grenade for you
AHHHH Renney is just such a good bloke
Renney by Renney August 25, 2020
The most beautiful girl you’ve ever laid your eyes on. She’s got a heart of gold and is super sweet BUT she will put you in your place super quick if you try to cross her or do her wrong in any type of way. She is super fun to be around and has a sense of humor like no other. She may be shy at first but once you get to know her she is definitely somebody you don’t want to let go and if she isn’t shy around you at first then consider yourself blessed. Renley has a good head on her shoulders and knows exactly what she wants and she won’t have it any other way. If you ever meet a Renley, you should definitely keep them around because you will regret it if you don’t!
person one: “omg there’s Renley! let’s go say hey”

Person two: “yes, let’s go! we should ask her what she’s doing tonight. maybe she wants to come to our party.”

Person one: “she would definitely be the life of the party! let’s go invite her.”
renley by anonymous February 1, 2021
An erection that is so massive that you may only experience one in your life since two would cause death.
Did you hear that Mellisa's husband died of a reltney?

Yes, and I heard they had to have an open casket funeral.
Reltney by Docsabre May 15, 2007