Docsabre's definitions
An erection that is so massive that you may only experience one in your life since two would cause death.
Did you hear that Mellisa's husband died of a reltney?
Yes, and I heard they had to have an open casket funeral.
Yes, and I heard they had to have an open casket funeral.
by Docsabre May 15, 2007
Get the Reltneymug. Shorthand or slang for “American Negro Cigarette”. Also called a spliff. It was a clandestine way to smoke marijuana in the early 20th century that was made popular by Black jazz musicians.
Jill: “Why did you walk away from that weirdo?”
Jack: “He tried to give me an ANC and my mother told me to never accept candy or cigarettes from strangers.”
Jack: “He tried to give me an ANC and my mother told me to never accept candy or cigarettes from strangers.”
by docsabre August 12, 2020
Get the ANCmug. Any prepackaged, frozen or marginally edible or nutritious microwavable meal such as pot pies, rice bowls, TV dinners, etc. that can be rapidly fixed and rapidly consumed while in "lock down" at work all day.
Nurse: We are ordering a pizza. Do you want in?
Doctor: No thanks, I brought a prison meal from home.
Doctor: No thanks, I brought a prison meal from home.
by docsabre May 20, 2007
Get the prison mealmug. What did Bill give you for your birthday?
He took me to dinner and then we went home and he showed me his diamond cutter.
He took me to dinner and then we went home and he showed me his diamond cutter.
by Docsabre May 15, 2007
Get the diamond cuttermug. Anglo-Italian slang combo of giant with Italian suffix-"eezmo" imparting the superlative meaning for large, enourmous, gigandous, ginormous, freaking big, etc.
by Docsabre May 16, 2007
Get the giageezmomug. The process whereby a group of people impress each other by discussing things about which none of them have any idea. The result is to confuse knowledge with excrement and come away feeling full in one’s mind and empty in one’s bowels.
Did you see that news documentary last night? It was an amazing piece of transfeculation between the host and a panel of biased guests.
by docsabre August 12, 2020
Get the Transfeculationmug. From the Greek, combining lignos, the word for "wood" with "genesis" meaning to give birth to. This pharse describes the ability a particular woman has to inspire an erection. Not to be confused with a perfect erection, the so-called "lignogenesis perfecta".
by Docsabre May 15, 2007
Get the lignogenic potentialmug.