ANC

Shorthand or slang for “American Negro Cigarette”. Also called a spliff. It was a clandestine way to smoke marijuana in the early 20th century that was made popular by Black jazz musicians.

Jill: “Why did you walk away from that weirdo?”
Jack: “He tried to give me an ANC and my mother told me to never accept candy or cigarettes from strangers.”

by docsabre August 12, 2020

prison meal

Any prepackaged, frozen or marginally edible or nutritious microwavable meal such as pot pies, rice bowls, TV dinners, etc. that can be rapidly fixed and rapidly consumed while in "lock down" at work all day.

Nurse: We are ordering a pizza. Do you want in?

Doctor: No thanks, I brought a prison meal from home.

by docsabre May 20, 2007

bufforilla

A cross between a buffalo and a gorilla meant to describe a human being who is ginormous.

Why are the springs shot on this side of your car, dude?

Because my girlfriend is a freeking bufforilla!

by Docsabre May 16, 2007

Apathetogender

When you are content with your gender as assigned by your chromosomes and you only think about your gender if asked. Otherwise you spend the majority of your time not really concerned about your gender.

My girlfriend isn’t confused about her gender. In fact, she’s quite well adapted emotionally. I’m starting to worry that she’s apathetogender.

by docsabre March 06, 2021

send an admiral to sea

To take a shit. You "launch" an admiral toward the ocean.

Hey, didn't you say you were gonna drop off the kids at the pool?

Yea, but first I have to send an admiral to sea.

by docsabre May 25, 2007

Toobin

The act of playing with your weiner when you think no one on the Zoom conference can see you.

Did you hear about that CNN legal analyst who was caught Toobin on his video conference call? No way! Who was it? Jeffrey Toobin! How co-incidental is that?!

by docsabre October 19, 2020

Transfeculation

The process whereby a group of people impress each other by discussing things about which none of them have any idea. The result is to confuse knowledge with excrement and come away feeling full in one’s mind and empty in one’s bowels.

Did you see that news documentary last night? It was an amazing piece of transfeculation between the host and a panel of biased guests.

by docsabre August 12, 2020