Toobin

The act of playing with your weiner when you think no one on the Zoom conference can see you.
Did you hear about that CNN legal analyst who was caught Toobin on his video conference call? No way! Who was it? Jeffrey Toobin! How co-incidental is that?!
by docsabre October 19, 2020
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lignogenic

A quasi-medical term derived from the Greek root words, lignos meaning "wood" and genesis meaning "to give rise to". The term refers to someone, usually a nubile woman, who causes you to get an erection.
Sarah Palin is pretty hot but her daughter Bristol is more lignogenic.
by docsabre April 22, 2009
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bufforilla

A cross between a buffalo and a gorilla meant to describe a human being who is ginormous.
Why are the springs shot on this side of your car, dude?

Because my girlfriend is a freeking bufforilla!
by Docsabre May 03, 2007
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Transfeculation

The process whereby a group of people impress each other by discussing things about which none of them have any idea. The result is to confuse knowledge with excrement and come away feeling full in one’s mind and empty in one’s bowels.
Did you see that news documentary last night? It was an amazing piece of transfeculation between the host and a panel of biased guests.
by docsabre August 12, 2020
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prison meal

Any prepackaged, frozen or marginally edible or nutritious microwavable meal such as pot pies, rice bowls, TV dinners, etc. that can be rapidly fixed and rapidly consumed while in "lock down" at work all day.
Nurse: We are ordering a pizza. Do you want in?

Doctor: No thanks, I brought a prison meal from home.
by docsabre May 06, 2007
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send an admiral to sea

To take a shit. You "launch" an admiral toward the ocean.
Hey, didn't you say you were gonna drop off the kids at the pool?

Yea, but first I have to send an admiral to sea.
by docsabre May 10, 2007
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diamond cutter

an erection so hard a cat cannot scratch it
What did Bill give you for your birthday?

He took me to dinner and then we went home and he showed me his diamond cutter.
by Docsabre May 03, 2007
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