Docsabre's definitions

Toobin

The act of playing with your weiner when you think no one on the Zoom conference can see you.

Did you hear about that CNN legal analyst who was caught Toobin on his video conference call? No way! Who was it? Jeffrey Toobin! How co-incidental is that?!

by docsabre October 19, 2020

send an admiral to sea

To take a shit. You "launch" an admiral toward the ocean.

Hey, didn't you say you were gonna drop off the kids at the pool?

Yea, but first I have to send an admiral to sea.

by docsabre May 25, 2007

prison meal

Any prepackaged, frozen or marginally edible or nutritious microwavable meal such as pot pies, rice bowls, TV dinners, etc. that can be rapidly fixed and rapidly consumed while in "lock down" at work all day.

Nurse: We are ordering a pizza. Do you want in?

Doctor: No thanks, I brought a prison meal from home.

by docsabre May 20, 2007

lignogenic potential

From the Greek, combining lignos, the word for "wood" with "genesis" meaning to give birth to. This pharse describes the ability a particular woman has to inspire an erection. Not to be confused with a perfect erection, the so-called "lignogenesis perfecta".

Man, this disco blows. Not one of these bufforillas has any lignogenic potential.

by Docsabre May 15, 2007

Transfeculation

The process whereby a group of people impress each other by discussing things about which none of them have any idea. The result is to confuse knowledge with excrement and come away feeling full in one’s mind and empty in one’s bowels.

Did you see that news documentary last night? It was an amazing piece of transfeculation between the host and a panel of biased guests.

by docsabre August 12, 2020

ANC

Shorthand or slang for “American Negro Cigarette”. Also called a spliff. It was a clandestine way to smoke marijuana in the early 20th century that was made popular by Black jazz musicians.

Jill: “Why did you walk away from that weirdo?”
Jack: “He tried to give me an ANC and my mother told me to never accept candy or cigarettes from strangers.”

by docsabre August 12, 2020

diamond cutter

an erection so hard a cat cannot scratch it

What did Bill give you for your birthday?

He took me to dinner and then we went home and he showed me his diamond cutter.

by Docsabre May 15, 2007