Reltney

An erection that is so massive that you may only experience one in your life since two would cause death.
Did you hear that Mellisa's husband died of a reltney?

Yes, and I heard they had to have an open casket funeral.
by Docsabre May 03, 2007
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Apathetogender

When you are content with your gender as assigned by your chromosomes and you only think about your gender if asked. Otherwise you spend the majority of your time not really concerned about your gender.
My girlfriend isn’t confused about her gender. In fact, she’s quite well adapted emotionally. I’m starting to worry that she’s apathetogender.
by docsabre March 07, 2021
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Transfeculation

The process whereby a group of people impress each other by discussing things about which none of them have any idea. The result is to confuse knowledge with excrement and come away feeling full in one’s mind and empty in one’s bowels.
Did you see that news documentary last night? It was an amazing piece of transfeculation between the host and a panel of biased guests.
by docsabre August 12, 2020
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ANC

Shorthand or slang for “American Negro Cigarette”. Also called a spliff. It was a clandestine way to smoke marijuana in the early 20th century that was made popular by Black jazz musicians.
Jill: “Why did you walk away from that weirdo?”
Jack: “He tried to give me an ANC and my mother told me to never accept candy or cigarettes from strangers.”
by docsabre August 12, 2020
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diamond cutter

an erection so hard a cat cannot scratch it
What did Bill give you for your birthday?

He took me to dinner and then we went home and he showed me his diamond cutter.
by Docsabre May 03, 2007
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prison meal

Any prepackaged, frozen or marginally edible or nutritious microwavable meal such as pot pies, rice bowls, TV dinners, etc. that can be rapidly fixed and rapidly consumed while in "lock down" at work all day.
Nurse: We are ordering a pizza. Do you want in?

Doctor: No thanks, I brought a prison meal from home.
by docsabre May 06, 2007
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send an admiral to sea

To take a shit. You "launch" an admiral toward the ocean.
Hey, didn't you say you were gonna drop off the kids at the pool?

Yea, but first I have to send an admiral to sea.
by docsabre May 10, 2007
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