rejoke

A rebuttal to a joke which is better than the original joke.

Rejoke: A rebuttal to a joke which is better than the original joke.
Friend: Checking into the hotel, I asked the concierge if the porn was disabled. He said "No, you sick fuck! It's just regular porn!".

Me: I hate judgemental hotel staff.
Let me eat my vegetable in peace. I don't care if her wheelchair in the hallway is inconvenient for other guests!

by Emptymyballsack March 20, 2024

remoke

A very small child’s way of referring to the “remote,” as in the TV remote control.

Peas Dada, I wanna have the remoke!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

Revoke a Man Card

The action of taking a mans Man Card when an act of unmanliness has been committed. This is only temporary, as a man card can never be taken away, only temporarily revoked. Once a manly act has been completed (ex: Chug several beer, remove sink with bear hands, build something with a power tool, etc) the Man Card can and will be reinstated.

See Urban Dictionary's definition for Official Man Card.

You all went and saw the Twilight movies? Gentlemen, I'm about to Revoke a Man Card.

by OfficialManCard February 23, 2011

revoke

To take away or end something.

The state revoked james drivers license for speeding.

by Jada irwin November 9, 2017

revoked

when you become an anti-powermove, and bring the harm of anti-powermoves to others

Person 1: You suck and you're a noob.

Person 2: Yeah? Well you've just been revoked for anti-powermoving people. You can no longer power-move.

by The Pope of Powermoves November 21, 2013

smoke and reloke

A shady situation which typically involves girls that do not have anything to smoke. They will call a friend (usually you) come over to smoke and then promptly leave within the hour. You will be left with a lighter sack and blue balls.

Horse face came over last night to chill. I was trying to spit some game but all she did was smoke and reloke! DAMN

by Chode McMasterson May 24, 2011

rejokulous

ridiculous to the point of being a joke; closely linked to redunkulous and also recockulous.

that party last night was pretty rejokulous, man.

by Katie McClusky October 17, 2006