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A rebuttal to a joke which is better than the original joke.

Rejoke: A rebuttal to a joke which is better than the original joke.
Friend: Checking into the hotel, I asked the concierge if the porn was disabled. He said "No, you sick fuck! It's just regular porn!".

Me: I hate judgemental hotel staff.
Let me eat my vegetable in peace. I don't care if her wheelchair in the hallway is inconvenient for other guests!

rejoke by Emptymyballsack March 20, 2024

Words you can keep

remoke

A very small child’s way of referring to the “remote,” as in the TV remote control.

Peas Dada, I wanna have the remoke!

remoke by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

Related Words

rejoke • you’re jokes • revoked • revoke • reboke • Rejoded • rejoder • rejokulous • Rejuketion • reloke

Revoke a Man Card

The action of taking a mans Man Card when an act of unmanliness has been committed. This is only temporary, as a man card can never be taken away, only temporarily revoked. Once a manly act has been completed (ex: Chug several beer, remove sink with bear hands, build something with a power tool, etc) the Man Card can and will be reinstated.

See Urban Dictionary's definition for Official Man Card.

You all went and saw the Twilight movies? Gentlemen, I'm about to Revoke a Man Card.

Revoke a Man Card by OfficialManCard February 23, 2011

revoke

To take away or end something.

The state revoked james drivers license for speeding.

revoke by Jada irwin November 9, 2017

revoked

when you become an anti-powermove, and bring the harm of anti-powermoves to others

Person 1: You suck and you're a noob.

Person 2: Yeah? Well you've just been revoked for anti-powermoving people. You can no longer power-move.

revoked by The Pope of Powermoves November 21, 2013

smoke and reloke

A shady situation which typically involves girls that do not have anything to smoke. They will call a friend (usually you) come over to smoke and then promptly leave within the hour. You will be left with a lighter sack and blue balls.

Horse face came over last night to chill. I was trying to spit some game but all she did was smoke and reloke! DAMN

smoke and reloke by Chode McMasterson May 24, 2011

rejokulous

ridiculous to the point of being a joke; closely linked to redunkulous and also recockulous.

that party last night was pretty rejokulous, man.

rejokulous by Katie McClusky October 17, 2006

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026