rejeculate 

After a long day of being rejected you go home and ejaculate in shame. Sometimes crying is involved.

I've only heard the word no today. I'm going home to rejeculate.

rejeculate by ___kendi___ June 18, 2018

Premature Rejectulation

When a user submits a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors who happen to review the submission lack intelligence, understanding and/or a sense of humour therefore end up prematurely rejecting spectacularly humorous submissions.

Editor - "A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally"

Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"

Premature Rejectulation by manicbubble February 10, 2015

reticulated giraffe 

The reticulated giraffe (Giraffa camelopardalis reticulata), also known as the Somali giraffe, is a subspecies of giraffe native to the Horn of Africa. It lives in Somalia, southern Ethiopia, and northern Kenya. There are approximately 8,500 individuals living in the wild. The reticulated giraffe was described and given its binomial name by British zoologist William Edward de Winton in 1899, however the IUCN currently recognizes only one species of giraffe with nine subspecies.

Reticulated giraffes can interbreed with other giraffe species in captivity or if they come into contact with populations of other species in the wild.

Together with the Rothschild's giraffe, it is by far the giraffe that is most commonly seen in zoos. Its coat consists of large, polygonal, liver-colored spots outlined by a network of bright-white lines. The blocks may sometimes appear deep red and may also cover the legs. Giraffes are the tallest mammals in the world.

Me: That's a cute reticulated giraffe you have there!
The scared zoo owner who saw me break inside his zoo: Yeah, uh, thanks. Get out.

reticulated giraffe by theomelon May 3, 2021

rejaculate

Spit, in the "spit or swallow" paradigm.

Do you rejaculate, or are your blowjobs actually worth the money?

rejaculate by BRooski August 4, 2009

reticulate 

it's an adjective. Resembing a net or network especially having veins, fibers or lines.

Hey big man, I think you got something that's pretty darn reticulate.

reticulate by PebblesandBamBam November 19, 2007

Rediculate 

When a person relates to a particular ridiculous situation or statement.

Someone tells a ridiculous story and you rediculate to it, or relate.

Rediculate by Bad Dad Boston Jim July 6, 2019

Repiculate 

The act of filling and empty space on a supermarket or deli shelf with Pickles.

To put jars of pickles back from where they came.

my boss asked me to repiculate the empty space in the case

Repiculate by Deli Tim November 17, 2017