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reinvention by Misterwoodstreet December 17, 2015
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Reinventing the Dildo
1: Calling a preexisting sexual position/sexual act by a nonconventional name.
2: An expression used when a person "invents", unknowingly, an already existing sexual novelty.
2: An expression used when a person "invents", unknowingly, an already existing sexual novelty.
Ex. 1:
Bob: Dude, me and Linda totally did a double decker last night!
Frank: Bro, it's called 69. No need to reinvent the dildo.
Ex. 2:
Bob: I came up with this awesome idea last night. Just hear me out, but what if we video tape people doing it and put it on the internet??
Frank: Bob, it's called porn. Stop reinventing the dildo.
Bob: Dude, me and Linda totally did a double decker last night!
Frank: Bro, it's called 69. No need to reinvent the dildo.
Ex. 2:
Bob: I came up with this awesome idea last night. Just hear me out, but what if we video tape people doing it and put it on the internet??
Frank: Bob, it's called porn. Stop reinventing the dildo.
Reinventing the Dildo by Happenstances August 26, 2012
Reinvesting The Dividends
When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.
After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.
Reinvesting The Dividends by Effmanny June 5, 2010
reinventing the wheel
Starting something over completely from scratch when there is already something prepared. Often done unnecessarily and for the purpose of taking full credit.
Michelle: Did you see the dress Jenny made? It's just like that one we saw at the mall, except the straps cross.
Carly: Why didn't she just alter that one? She's always reinventing the wheel.
Carly: Why didn't she just alter that one? She's always reinventing the wheel.
reinventing the wheel by Zach Willard July 6, 2008
Lamborghini Revention
This is one very angry looking machine. Not the most aerodynamic, but so aggressive the wind would move out of the way in fear. Only making 20 of these bad boys. It was inspired by the F-22 Raptor.
Lamborghini Revention by Chris Sanchez December 27, 2007
Reinventionist
A bold, magnetic doer with the mindset to make transformative change possible; a master of the art and science of reinvention; an expert at identifying and actioning insights to create value.
Reinventionist by Joe Jackman November 26, 2019
revention
A convention for revenge
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