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revention 

Friend A - "Dude I just found out my girl was cheating on me"
Friend B - "you should totally take her to a revention and murder her ass"
revention by Revection May 18, 2018
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Lamborghini Revention

This is one very angry looking machine. Not the most aerodynamic, but so aggressive the wind would move out of the way in fear. Only making 20 of these bad boys. It was inspired by the F-22 Raptor.

sir-rejection 

Refusing to being called sir because you don't think your better than others.
While the trucker was being hassled by a cop that sarcastically addressed him as sir, the offended driver invoked sir-rejection and said, "Don't call ME sir, I work for a living."
sir-rejection by jpg3 April 12, 2014

Semen retention 

Not masturbating or having sex. Many people beleive this will help you be more masculin if you are a man, along with other benifits.
You heard about semen retention?
Semen retention by Ctsdj November 14, 2019

rape prevention prevention 

A ficticious course in how to counter rape defense . Offered to rapists who keep getting beat by their selected victims .
Yea , i'm taking that rape prevention prevention course ' , Back in the day , things were so much easier

receptionize 

The act of working as a receptionist.
Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?
receptionize by mvolfman July 8, 2010

Rejectionism 

1. The belief that you should reject anything proposed by another political party or group, no matter what it is or how it might benefit others.

2. A kneejerk reaction to anything that isn't "ideologically pure."

3. The attitude that you can honestly reject an idea even if you don't what it is -- or that you can reject a proposal without even reading it -- simply based on its origin.
Melvin is a perfect example of Rejectionism. He condemned the latest health care plan before it was even released -- in fact, before it was even written.
Rejectionism by Peter Kobs August 4, 2009
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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