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reiner braun by anoncatgrl January 19, 2021
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Urban Reindeer Hunting
Stealthy dressing ones self in urban camouflage, or ninja gear during the Christmas season to find, and kill front yard reindeer decorations. The usual choice of weapons for this sport are: Broad swords, katana swords, machete's, grappling hooks, or "rope". After beheading the deer with you choice of weapon, the grappling hook/rope is then used to drag the remaining carcasses behind a vehicle if deemed necessary.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.
"The Urban Reindeer Hunting Carol"
I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...
I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...
Urban Reindeer Hunting by The Barn Shark December 23, 2009
Reiner Braun
Reiner Braun by reiner's ass January 19, 2021
Reiner Braun
Seggsy man🥵🥵 he has man tiddies too🥴😫 and i love him so much like pls marry me sir. Hes so precious and he deserves the world
Reiner Braun by That one Tsukki stan May 20, 2021
Reiner
Most Reiners ARE CREEPY LITTLE MEN WHO ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO GET LAID.
They have LITTLE GOATEE BEARDS TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A HIPSTER.
You will CATCH THEM, MANY TIMES ON A FIRST DATE, PLAYING WITH THEIR BALLS, WHILE THEY ARE TELLING YOU HOW GREAT THEY ARE.
They are best avoided.
They have LITTLE GOATEE BEARDS TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A HIPSTER.
You will CATCH THEM, MANY TIMES ON A FIRST DATE, PLAYING WITH THEIR BALLS, WHILE THEY ARE TELLING YOU HOW GREAT THEY ARE.
They are best avoided.
"Wow, Reiner is one creepy fuck. He is going to have to get a maid-order bride if he ever wants to get laid."
Reiner by Judy at Albertsons November 22, 2013
Reiner
Reiner is the type of guy who badmouths his wife about how Worthless She Is, while he is “sneak fucking” you from behind in his Suburbanite SUV. It is night, and he is Supposedly Out “Buying Groceries” or “Checking the Mail” at the Post Office Box of his failed business.
You rightly guess that his wife is mostly supporting his worthless, "Middle-Aged" ass, but you don’t care.
He seems so needy and usually buys you dinner.
You wonder how much longer, you will date these type of guys. You like the Control you have over them, because they are Married and you don’t have to Commit to them.
But, in the back of your Mind, you know it is Sleazy and will never amount to anything Worthwhile and good.
You know that you should expect more of yourself and others.
You rightly guess that his wife is mostly supporting his worthless, "Middle-Aged" ass, but you don’t care.
He seems so needy and usually buys you dinner.
You wonder how much longer, you will date these type of guys. You like the Control you have over them, because they are Married and you don’t have to Commit to them.
But, in the back of your Mind, you know it is Sleazy and will never amount to anything Worthwhile and good.
You know that you should expect more of yourself and others.
Reiner by Tina from T-Street November 10, 2013
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