Reef'tard

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) A person who decides to start a salt water reef fish tank and has absolutely no clue what they are doing. 2) a very stupid "reefer" 3) A "member" who post something dumb on a REEF aquarium messageboard. 4)An ignorant illiterate non-researched lazy sack of shit, who thinks a highly complex hobby can be boiled down to simply filling a glass container with water, rocks, sand, and salt all while throwing thousands of dollars worth of delicate animals in it with no regard for proper care or husbandry.

"Hi, I'm new to this, What do I need for a ten gallon reef tank ?"

" What is the least expensive lighting I can getaway with for SPS, and will my 2 x 15 watt incandecent bulbs be OK ?"

Reef'tard by Darthbetta November 12, 2003

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Reef'tard

A person who smokes a lot of reefer and gets 'retarted'.

Jimmy quit smoking, your becoming a reef'tard!

Reef'tard by Caitlinnnnnnnnn May 17, 2008

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Reef'tard • reef • Reef Monkey • reef queef • reef rash • reef-a-deef • reef-around • REEF BACKS • Reef balls • reef blower

reeftard

another term for burnout

dude he is such a reeftard

reeftard by ganja_man_420 January 2, 2008

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reeftard

A retarded person that has no idea of what there talking about.

Andy- Dude u cant tell the difference between a sport or a utility 4 wheeler that good!

Zach and Haylen- Dude your such a reeftard!

reeftard by bofaa August 19, 2008

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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