red band

they suck. their level of suckitude is so much that they're ashamed to show their faces. all red band members someday aspire to be members of the white band, but until then, they must toil and suffer in the red band.

Some silly red band member: Dude red band is better.

White band member: Ramin Hediyati came to us. And he proclaimed that we are better. So don't even try.

Red band member: You're right. How could I ever have been so mistaken?

by White Band is Superior October 14, 2011

Red Band Society

A popular 2014 Fox drama that takes place in a hospital. (RBS)

Guys! Red Band Society is on tomorrow! Meet at my place.

by Wastedfridays December 17, 2014

Red Band Gang

A secret gang much like fight club but no fighting. Each member has a rubber red band around the wrist. If you know, you know. If not you need to be invited. "For the fucking elite."

Go get out of my house you non red band gang member.

Omg you're in the RBG too? FOR THE FUCKING ELITE yassss

by Weedanky November 12, 2017

Red Shag Band

Red is a lapdance. (:

"Snapping the Red Shag Band is a rainbow kiss"
"Eh naw pal, It's a lapdance"
"Oh okay then. "

by Pinky.(: November 30, 2009

red bandana

When a thug ass Blood is gangbanging, he often sports a red bandana to alert fellow American citizens of his "Thug Nature" and his affiliation to bloods, esp. LA Pirus. IF you where blue around these folks, they will blow your head off.

Stupid White Boy- "Oh shit that person is wearing a red bandana, he must be a thug."

Another white boy wearing all blue: "Nah they are just posers"
(Gunshot and white boy wearing blue is killed)

by KripKilla August 2, 2008

Red Bandit

The hottest red headed milf with the fattest ass you’ll ever see.

Logan pounds the red bandit into submission every night.

by RectumInspectum February 15, 2020

Red Bandit

White male late 20's early 30's with ginger hair, day walker. Loves to get fucked up on pills and beer and go on dates with $30 dollar prostitutes. Preferably two black ones at a shitty hotel. Can't get his dick hard to fuck'em blames the hookers and calls a new one and takes her to next room over. Uses mangled finger to finger bang her and scratches the inside of her pussy to shit. The Red Bandit is a very horny villain with no boundaries or safe words.
The Red Bandit is also a hair cummer. Chick falls asleep and he's a wake he will at all cost cum in her hair.

The Red Bandit loves blow jobs.

If you were asked if you were hungry and you were, it would be appropriate to say "does the Red Bandit love blow jobs?"

Wake up in the morning and your hair is already gel'd, you got hit by the Red Bandit

by Hamboan December 14, 2013