rectime

Is a situation in which one of the formal or informal set members of some gang gets punished for his behavior (most often it is beating him in front of others).

- Yo dawg, how about that guy from yesterday?
- Wassap cuz, yesterday he got too carried away with his pride among others, we made him a quick rectime.

rectime by Pozytyw May 20, 2023

rectumectomy 

rectum removal either by actual surgery or in a comical sense - by removing an "asshole" from a room, group or other situation.

When Kenny kept making off-color comments and acting the part of a complete asshole, Jimmy Ray decided to remove him from the room and performed a rectumectomy for the good of the group.

rectumectomy by jim christ December 31, 2007

Cranial Rectimitus 

The serious medical condition where the sufferer is known to have their head lodged firmly and permanently up their own ass. Symptoms are readily apparent in the patient's behavior and verbal interactions.

Ross' behavior was nigh on inexplicable... the only possible explantion for his asinine behavior was a terminal case of Cranial Rectimitus.

Cranial Rectimitus by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008

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rectite 

As reported by comedian Dave Barry, a businessman by the name of Jim Munn was planning to implement an idea allegedly relayed to him by a federal health inspector: gluing the rectums of Thanksgiving turkeys shut in order to decrease the risk of salmonella poisoning.

The proposed name for this product/service was 'Rectite.'

It is unclear if the product made it out of the development stage. This may be an urban legend, although Snopes.com has no entry for it as of 2-June-05.

Wow, did you hear what happened to the Joneses? They got salmonella from their Thanksgiving Turkey! I sure am glad you got a Turkey with Rectite, honey- salmonella is no fun.

rectite by rosignol June 8, 2005

Rectumental 

The condition of having one's head up their ass.

Wow, I can't believe he's considering dating that chick. He's being rectumental, bro.

Rectumental by Turtle McGuffins August 24, 2019

rectile dysfunction 

dick dont work right

man 1: "i have erectile dysfunction"
man 2: "that sucks"

rectile dysfunction by TheTalkingWallThatLikesMemes February 12, 2021