Rectumental

The condition of having one's head up their ass.

Wow, I can't believe he's considering dating that chick. He's being rectumental, bro.

by Turtle McGuffins August 24, 2019

Rectumnal

The twice yearly periods, roughly corresponding to the spring and fall equinox, each lasting approximately 30 days, when it is socially acceptable to be an absolute, overt asshole towards other people, deflecting all responsibility for one's poor behavior, and instead blaming one's extreme anti-social behavior and absolute, fucking social retardation on the alignment of the planets, celestial mechanics, changing of the seasons, and anything else plausibly related to the lunar tides.

Hey Frances, why you so mean this week? You on a raging tear because it's the Spring Rectumnal, again? Last year, during the fall Rectumnal, you were inconsolable and extremely irritable.

by Boloniano March 20, 2025