Rectumental 

The condition of having one's head up their ass.

Wow, I can't believe he's considering dating that chick. He's being rectumental, bro.

Rectumental by Turtle McGuffins August 24, 2019

Rectumnal 

The twice yearly periods, roughly corresponding to the spring and fall equinox, each lasting approximately 30 days, when it is socially acceptable to be an absolute, overt asshole towards other people, deflecting all responsibility for one's poor behavior, and instead blaming one's extreme anti-social behavior and absolute, fucking social retardation on the alignment of the planets, celestial mechanics, changing of the seasons, and anything else plausibly related to the lunar tides.

Hey Frances, why you so mean this week? You on a raging tear because it's the Spring Rectumnal, again? Last year, during the fall Rectumnal, you were inconsolable and extremely irritable.

Rectumnal by Boloniano March 20, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016