rectile 

Much like a crosshair but can be locked onto a target.

My rectile locked onto the tail end of a black jet.

rectile by Richard Crumpton July 27, 2004

Rectile 

A rectangular tile.

Contractor: please pick out some rectiles and bring them to the job for installation.

Worker: Yes

Rectile by @minnesports September 7, 2016

rectile dysfunction 

dick dont work right

man 1: "i have erectile dysfunction"
man 2: "that sucks"

rectile dysfunction by TheTalkingWallThatLikesMemes February 12, 2021

Rectile Cleric 

A small troll-like, highly religious creature which resides in one's Rectum. A Rectile Cleric is highly dangerous once provoked and must be handled with uptmost care. Hail the pox!

A rectile cleric a day keeps the anal warts away!

Rectile Cleric by Saruman of Mondor December 30, 2004

Rectile dysfunction 

Constant need of a shit.

I have rectile dysfunction

Rectile dysfunction by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022

Rectile dysfunction 

Constant state of needing a fat shit.

I have rectile dysfunction.

Rectile dysfunction by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022

Recreational Reptiles 

Otherwise known as Lot Lizards, hookers or prostitutes. They hang around truck stops and offer lonely drivers companionship for a little while and charge a small fee.

As gear jamming Johnny swung his rig into the highway oasis he noted many Recreational Reptiles hanging around.

Recreational Reptiles by jpg3 October 14, 2012