rectie

someone who is acting like a fool, jerk, dick, or ass. It comes from the term "asshole" or rectum.

My brother is being a rectie today.

by Norm May 3, 2003

rectie

an extremely annoying person; a jerk

R was acting like such a rectie last night.

by B June 9, 2003

Recty-necty

The nectar of a rectum. (noun)

You are a real Recty-Necty, you know that?

by TKTCMTK September 27, 2003

Double fists to recty

The act of inserting both of one's fists into a person's rectum.

After I applied my AXE body spray via the double pits to chesty technique, she got so hot that she allowed me to attempt double fists to recty on her. She won't be shitting right for a month.

by Doctor Shakalu May 3, 2010

recti

A "recti" refers to the instant an ice hockey goalie is beaten so bad - they fall to their stomach while trying to keep up with the stick-handling speed and skill of the shooter.

"The shooter showed the keeper forehand enough to get him recti as he drew the puck across the crease and buried it in the net."

by moutainchew February 12, 2018