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cranial rectitis 

1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."
Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?
cranial rectitis by Dan1271 November 8, 2007
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I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

recitation

A class where smaller groups from the lecture meet separately with a TA to discuss class concepts from the lectures, work on worksheets, etc.
My chem lecture is on Monday and Wednesday, and the recitation meets on Thursday.
recitation by urbster1 January 12, 2006

rekitering

When you kill an entire enemy team by yourself while playing an online video game such as "League of Legends" or "Call of duty" as examples, but it can be used also, in real life as for example you take out an entire team by your self playing airsoft of paintball. "You are rekitering"
1. I just rekitered that entire enemy team.
2. I've been rekitering these fools all day!
3. You and I are rekitering kings at this game.
rekitering by Savytechnerd May 11, 2020

rockitude 

The level or quantity of rock a person, place, or thing possesses.
Jimmy Page's Gibson EDS 1275 has an amazing amount of rockitude.
rockitude by iplaywithmadness August 20, 2006

Ocular rectitis 

When the nerves between your anus and eyes switch and you have a shitty outlook on life.
*after listening to someone bitch/be negative/ have a shitty outlook on life* "Wow, looks like you're suffering from ocular rectitis."