1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."
Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?
Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.
When you kill an entire enemy team by yourself while playing an online video game such as "League of Legends" or "Call of duty" as examples, but it can be used also, in real life as for example you take out an entire team by your self playing airsoft of paintball. "You are rekitering"
1. I just rekitered that entire enemy team.
2. I've been rekitering these fools all day!
3. You and I are rekitering kings at this game.