Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude by Moose September 23, 2003

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rectitude

That serious, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

The proctologist pulled on the latex glove and approached his patient with rectitude.

rectitude by Socrates52 October 18, 2013

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racktitude

Way in which breasts are displayed or carried. Includes the use of form fitting clothing with or without a brassiere that enhances the appearance of breasts.

She has a very good racktitude. She is cute, but has a poor or no racktitude. Wow, her racktitude is huge.

racktitude by jimbob8537 April 20, 2005

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cockitude

mooshing of "cocky attitude" into it's own word, play on the word-sound ("cocktoo'd"); an exaggerated, overblown cocky attitude meant to draw attention to the person possessing such.

First sighting:
"Someone really needs to start a celebrity database where retail employees can quickly check how much cockitude to expect from big shots." - Gizmodo.com article on celebrity raids of Apple Stores.

cockitude by corq May 13, 2005

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