A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.

Mac: "You wanna teabag Rickety Cricket?"
Dennis: "Nah, we've been doing that since high school."

Rickety Cricket by Nate Diesel March 9, 2009

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rickety swamp

The result of perfectly timed sexual intercourse on a hot and humid summer's day, such that the sweat from the intensity of foreplay is gathered in an external container and applied directly to the genitalia as lubrication. In order to perfect the rickety swamp, the female and male must be poorly trimmed in the nether regions, and three chairs must be used to elevate the female over the container with the remaining sweat. Two chairs hold the legs, spread apart, and the female balances on the third with her torso. The man then stands on his toes and sodomizes from the rear.

The weather was so hot and humid yesterday, that when Sheila and I got back to my place and the AC wasn't working, I grabbed all the chairs from the kitchen table because we had to try the rickety swamp.

rickety swamp by takeittomypeoplesbank April 27, 2017

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Rocket Thunder

Rocket Thunder is/was a group name given to Melee Hell, a popular gaming group on Facebook.
Although Melee Hell is specifically known as a shitposting group with relevance to Super Smash Bros. Melee,

Some jackass decided to change the name to be about goddamn stupidass rockets and thunder and shit.

Hey man, Did you see that new post in Rocket Thunder? That Marth really grabbed that Fox McCloud!

Rocket Thunder by redgazelle April 15, 2020

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