real the deal 

The opposite of fake the deal. To be honest and not put up a front.

The bitch finally decided to real the deal and confessed to Jimmy that her boobs were fake, but the penis she'd been hiding from him was very real.

real the deal by Nick D February 7, 2004

The real deal Shaquille O'Neal 

When something is legit af

Dang son, that graffiti artist is "The real deal Shaquille O'Neal".

Yeah I get it, Steve Jobs is great, always wore the same thing... But the fact that those turtle necks were designed by Issey Miyake, that's some real deal Shaquille O'Neal shit.

The real deal Shaquille O'Neal by REALDEALShaquilleONeal August 24, 2022

the real deal holyfield 

used when something is serious, but not serious enough to be an emergency -- a joking way to depict an event as significant.

"We just won tickets to the superbowl!!!"

"Are you kidding me?!"

"No, this is the real deal holyfield"

the real deal holyfield by VBR213 October 14, 2009

The REAL deal

Often imitated by countless fraudsters, the term "The REAL deal" has long been associated to just one soul that being MPG Betts.
One key difference if one wishes to ascertain if they are in the presence of "the REAL deal" is that you will find The REAL deal is ALWAYS about the place.

Hey Frega! Fish how do you do! Stef....you love gayta! Pasq I'm "the REAL deal" mate. The REAL deal is about the place!!

The REAL deal by "The REAL deal" May 4, 2021

Muffin fuck (the real deal) 

When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.

Bitch, I'm gonna Muffin fuck (the real deal) yo ass.

Muffin fuck (the real deal) by B-rownie March 15, 2009

the real deal

Urban dictionary, in and of itself.

a: Bruh, I looked it up. It's the real deal.
b: where?
a: on Urban dictionary, it's the real deal, man

the real deal by sketchmaster2000 November 10, 2017

The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a girl's vagina whilst simultaneously masturbating.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl down the street The Real Deal"

The Real Deal by blr416 April 18, 2025