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The real deal Shaquille O'Neal 

Dang son, that graffiti artist is "The real deal Shaquille O'Neal".

Yeah I get it, Steve Jobs is great, always wore the same thing... But the fact that those turtle necks were designed by Issey Miyake, that's some real deal Shaquille O'Neal shit.

the real deal holyfield 

used when something is serious, but not serious enough to be an emergency -- a joking way to depict an event as significant.
"We just won tickets to the superbowl!!!"

"Are you kidding me?!"

"No, this is the real deal holyfield"
the real deal holyfield by VBR213 October 14, 2009

The REAL deal

Often imitated by countless fraudsters, the term "The REAL deal" has long been associated to just one soul that being MPG Betts.
One key difference if one wishes to ascertain if they are in the presence of "the REAL deal" is that you will find The REAL deal is ALWAYS about the place.
Hey Frega! Fish how do you do! Stef....you love gayta! Pasq I'm "the REAL deal" mate. The REAL deal is about the place!!

Muffin fuck (the real deal) 

When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.
Bitch, I'm gonna Muffin fuck (the real deal) yo ass.

the real deal

a: Bruh, I looked it up. It's the real deal.
b: where?
a: on Urban dictionary, it's the real deal, man
the real deal by sketchmaster2000 November 10, 2017

The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a girl's vagina whilst simultaneously masturbating.
"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl down the street The Real Deal"
The Real Deal by blr416 April 18, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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