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Ratcheteer 

Noun.

A connoisseur of ratchet women, especially those pulled from nightclubs after last call. The ratcheteer's natural mating call is Rihanna's Talk That Talk which he requests from the DJ or sits in the parking lot banging from his car. The Ratcheteer has a specialized mating dance, similar to a body roll, used to signal ratchets that he is in heat. He is especially adept at disposing of evidence in parking lots.

Once a ratcheteer has identified and brought his ratchet back from the club for an "afterparty" he seeks out four specific environments for mating:

1. A living room full of partygoers
2. A public balcony
3. Someones kitchen
4. An air mattress

The ratcheteer typically will have no recollection of the previous evening as they will sleep until noon the next day. They will only find out about their behavior once on word spreads of their ratchetry on social media websites. Ratcheteers will spend all Monday at work on Facebook deleting evidence so close friends and family do not discover their ratchetness.
Q. What time is it?
A. 1:57 AM.

Q. Did you see that guy parking lot creepin' on those ratchets?
A. Yes, he promised them soda and nuggets at his afterpary.

Q. He should be put on probation for ratcheteering son.
A. Fo sho. bboy.
Ratcheteer by SON and BBOY November 24, 2012

racketeering 

Operating an illegal business or scheme (a racket) in order to make a profit, perpetrated by a structured group.
He has a long criminal past, drug trafficking, arson, racketeering.
racketeering by sito88 May 17, 2014

rachetness

The state of being depraved and immoral.
She's known for her rachetness!
rachetness by Word Madman April 4, 2019

rachetivities 

-noun. The activities of a ratchet including : twerking, dropping down low, climbing anything that resembles a pole, doing anything that may show ones privates by accident or purposely.
My girls and I are ready for some rachetivities this evening.
rachetivities by Chubbee September 27, 2015

Rachetivities 

The act of being rachet. This includes whatever your version of rachet is. This includes but is not limited to: Misbehavior of any kind, particularly of the sexual or drug nature. Feeling of freedom to break the law and act out of ones supposed character as seen by ones daily peers. This may also include physical contact from sexual to aggressive in nature. Rachetivities must include at least one illicit drug and one activity of Misbehavior.
We are full send on rachetivities today.
Rachetivities by Justmean February 10, 2019

racheteering 

using sex as a bribe to get something you want.
this girl just gave me an ass dance for molly. that's racheteering!
racheteering by maddawg16 September 16, 2013
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