Ratchetude
Ratchetude by DoboroXdisco May 15, 2013
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Ratcheteer
Noun.
A connoisseur of ratchet women, especially those pulled from nightclubs after last call. The ratcheteer's natural mating call is Rihanna's Talk That Talk which he requests from the DJ or sits in the parking lot banging from his car. The Ratcheteer has a specialized mating dance, similar to a body roll, used to signal ratchets that he is in heat. He is especially adept at disposing of evidence in parking lots.
Once a ratcheteer has identified and brought his ratchet back from the club for an "afterparty" he seeks out four specific environments for mating:
1. A living room full of partygoers
2. A public balcony
3. Someones kitchen
4. An air mattress
The ratcheteer typically will have no recollection of the previous evening as they will sleep until noon the next day. They will only find out about their behavior once on word spreads of their ratchetry on social media websites. Ratcheteers will spend all Monday at work on Facebook deleting evidence so close friends and family do not discover their ratchetness.
A connoisseur of ratchet women, especially those pulled from nightclubs after last call. The ratcheteer's natural mating call is Rihanna's Talk That Talk which he requests from the DJ or sits in the parking lot banging from his car. The Ratcheteer has a specialized mating dance, similar to a body roll, used to signal ratchets that he is in heat. He is especially adept at disposing of evidence in parking lots.
Once a ratcheteer has identified and brought his ratchet back from the club for an "afterparty" he seeks out four specific environments for mating:
1. A living room full of partygoers
2. A public balcony
3. Someones kitchen
4. An air mattress
The ratcheteer typically will have no recollection of the previous evening as they will sleep until noon the next day. They will only find out about their behavior once on word spreads of their ratchetry on social media websites. Ratcheteers will spend all Monday at work on Facebook deleting evidence so close friends and family do not discover their ratchetness.
Q. What time is it?
A. 1:57 AM.
Q. Did you see that guy parking lot creepin' on those ratchets?
A. Yes, he promised them soda and nuggets at his afterpary.
Q. He should be put on probation for ratcheteering son.
A. Fo sho. bboy.
A. 1:57 AM.
Q. Did you see that guy parking lot creepin' on those ratchets?
A. Yes, he promised them soda and nuggets at his afterpary.
Q. He should be put on probation for ratcheteering son.
A. Fo sho. bboy.
Ratcheteer by SON and BBOY November 24, 2012
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The astronomical levels of HOEING and the displaying on extreme levels, of GHETTO.
One who is very random and acts in ways of being LOUD & OBNOXIOUS
One who is DIRTY, LOW CLASS, NO MORAL VALUES and place themselves in a situation of being known in NEGATIVE WAY.
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One who is very random and acts in ways of being LOUD & OBNOXIOUS
One who is DIRTY, LOW CLASS, NO MORAL VALUES and place themselves in a situation of being known in NEGATIVE WAY.
The JEALOUS, LONELY & BUSSA of the group.
Jessica: "Hey Ashley, what are you getting into tonight?"
Ashley: "Girl I wanna fuck about 3 dudes tonight and they in the same frat!"
Jessica: "Ugh, you are displaying extreme levels of ratchetness!"
Ashley: "Girl I know, I'm ratchet." "Don't ya think so?"
Ashley: "Girl I wanna fuck about 3 dudes tonight and they in the same frat!"
Jessica: "Ugh, you are displaying extreme levels of ratchetness!"
Ashley: "Girl I know, I'm ratchet." "Don't ya think so?"
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