rasperry beret
She has a rasperry beret. She got smack in the face with a dick and now has a red mark on her cheek.
rasperry beret by Kimberly February 26, 2004
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Raspberry Beret
Raspberry Beret by DOJ June 7, 2005
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raspberry beret
A mentrating woman's equivilent to a mushroom stamping, in which she drops trou' and rubs her bloody cooch on a bald mans head, or a full haied mans forehead, thus endowing him with a thin red, yet jauntily worn raspberry chapeaux.
I passed out early on in the party and that bitch Sally Rottenkrotch squatted over me on the couch and gave me a Raspberry Beret
raspberry beret by Tang Tickler December 3, 2009
Raspberry Beret
The commission of a bare-assed fart on a bald man's head. (hence the "raspberry" sound.) This act can be of the sexual fetish or horrible college prank nature.
Nick was being such a douche at Jills party last night that we held him down and Tom gave him a Raspberry Beret. We laughed till we puked.
Raspberry Beret by Axl VanJovi November 24, 2011
rasberry beret
"Dude, I went all European last night, It hurt so bad my rasberry Beret almost fell off!"
"But, I gave her a good eye shot!"
"But, I gave her a good eye shot!"
rasberry beret by Fran Langley February 5, 2008
Raspberry beret
Dude, i jacked off so hard over Elaine last night i almost blew my, Raspberry beret
But, i gave her a good eye shot
But, i gave her a good eye shot
Raspberry beret by Welis13 May 8, 2018
Raspberry Beret
Raspberry Beret by aphrasheen November 26, 2022
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