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This is a person who only does what they want. They do not listen to anyone, even if they suggest a perfectly good idea using common sense. They know the law very well, so be careful. They can sue you successfully and live off this for years. All while working in their Versace robe.
Grace: Hi honey, don’t sit in a tent in front of Best Buy. It’s 20 degrees. The TV isn’t worth it.

Raifle: *calls cops for emotional assault*
by Uncle Julio November 22, 2021
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black rifle disease

Condition: When you eat, sleep, & drink black rifles, AR's(Armalite-Rifle), have an uncontrollable urge & can't stop buying AR's or AR related stuff.

Causes: People catch BRD from shooting black rifles, & may be at risk if their favorite smell is gunpowder or gun solvents/oils, 1 or more of your parents or gp's has BRD. People with BRD may use & abuse AR15's, AR10's, AR12's, AR22's & now AR47's. Additional calibers of black rifles may worsen your condition.

Cure: There is no cure for BRD, but people can live happy & healthy lives as long as it's properly treated.

Treatment: Treatments include handling, shooting, cleaning AR's. Studies have shown group therapy to be effective. Meet other people suffering from BRD at 3-gun & high power matches. Deer & other large & small game hunting may also be effective therapy.

Responsibilities: Think carefully before letting someone who's never shot a black rifle shoot one of yours. It's extremely likely they will catch BRD immediately. If you are responsible for someone's BRD you should be there for them, counsel them, help with treatment, take them shooting. BRD is unlikely to go dormant, even in someone who has only shot a black rifle once. Be supportive of each other. If you know someone with BRD, reach out & see if they want to go shooting, hunting, or whatever. The disease is stronger when you're alone, get & stay around other people with BRD, your BRD & it's symptoms may lessen over time, or it may get worse, lol.

Good luck!
I caught black rifle disease after building my first AR, a BCM 14.5 SOCOM Freefloated under a KMR Alpha 13" Keymod, with a pinned and welded Surefire SFMB-556 Muzzle Brake. I'd already bought two Colts, an M4orgery, and an A4. But that BCM build did me in. I'm afraid I'm stage 4. My BRD is now so bad, I carry my BCM with me around the house when no-one is home.
by BlackRifleDiseaseExplainer November 18, 2016
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Alex: "Hell yeah, Keep Your Rifle By Your Side"
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Raffleeinar

The state of being highly aroused not taking your environment into consideration, thus acting out of your own personal desire without relying on the consequences of what may happen.

Used in the correct context; the word itself is a combination of weird and funny.
"He was raffleeinar yesterday, dancing and shouting in the classroom"
"That guy looked totally raffleeinar"
by Fuzsy October 23, 2009
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Raffles World Academy

A school in Dubai, located in the UAE. The school chose a freaking horse as a mascot, and lacks facilities due to greedy owners. The students are either rich & stupid, gangster arabs or smart indians. It's famous for its excellence approach of stopping smoking in the bathrooms.
CEO: It's time to get a mascot like our sister school Dubai International Academy!
Tony: Sure thing, let's take the horse to mascot RWA (raffles world academy).
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Laser Rifle

Something you pew pew with. Generally fires a red laser beam; but green is also acceptable.
Alex was hit by a laser rifle, now Alex is a steaming pile of ash and Sam concludes its an improvement in the looks department.
by Marsbars777 March 27, 2009
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Railed

The act of dicking someone down hard. Term used specifically when Harry Styles is in SaraleeBread’s Insta account.
“🍆🍆🍆💦🚂👻”

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Getting railed to death
by dolphano November 17, 2019
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