raction 

what happens when a leg is shoved up your anus.

At school my anus was attacked and I later had a raction.

raction by b_bop January 4, 2008

anarcho-reactionary 

The one who is able to understand that authority and discipline are immutable moral values, not needing a government or even a technocrat to tell him what is right or wrong. It aims at a society without the evils of modernity: representative mass democracy, technological vices, liberalism, feminism, gender equality, socialism, materialism, consumerism, narcissism, cosmopolitanism, ecumenism, mass media, the myth of success and progress, populism, Global financial system, globalization . Someone beyond the right-left spectrum, evils of The French Revolution. It proposes a simpler life, being able to develop within its true potential, a true existence. It can grudgingly accept any decentralized state, as long as it does not violate its culture, dignity and morality. One who is anti-system and believes in a rebirth of an organic society.

"The anarcho-reactionary is anti-system and sees the materialist world in decline."

anarcho-reactionary by tradical June 4, 2021

live slug reaction

a scene in a stars wars movie where after two women kiss, it cut to a disgusted slug. tumblr then decided that slug was homophobic. it’s placed next to two queer people either canonically or headcanonically dating as a way of saying they’re dating.

tumblr post: *2 characters next to each other with the “live slug reaction” in the corner*
commenter: fuck outta here with ur stupid headcanons 🙄🙄

live slug reaction by thereallvrb0y March 6, 2022

Golden Reaction 

n: the act of getting two girls into the precarious situation of being naked, while allowing a male (usually a Kyle) to piss into the first girl's vaginas, then, once full, the piss will leak into a funnel which is attached to a tube that has the other end inserted into the second girl's vagina.

When the second vagina is full, a second funnel and tube is used to transport the piss to the first girl's asshole.

Once full, the mixture should leak into a third funnel and tube which is inserted into the second girl's asshole.

This leads to a fourth and final funnel and tube which leads to a beaker glass to allow the solution to settle.

The girls then take turns drinking their special concoction.

Kyle: "Hey girls, want to create a golden reaction?"

Kyle : "Have you ever tasted a golden reaction?"

Morgan: "I havnt had a golden reaction in a long time, would you want to join me later Morgen? "

Golden Reaction by JSmithInYuma October 14, 2020

female rationalization hamster

Rationalization Hamster - It is a creature that inhabits the female brain and helps them spin out rationalizations when they get into a predicament. When faced with a a dilemma, the female brain that houses the rationalization hamster, causes the hamster to start working by jumping on its wheel and running really hard. In the process it spins out a rationalization – an excuse, that absolves the woman of the blame and predicates it upon farcical self- justification.

Female - I know it is not his baby, but if I don't tell him that, it's not actually a lie. After all, I won't be hurting his feelings.

Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?

Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.

Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!

female rationalization hamster by DDwd5 February 23, 2014

Butt Rations 

The process by which people now use less than 20% of their normal toilet paper when wiping their ass. Toilet paper is worth more than gold (by weight) during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic.

"I'm going through serious butt rations right now. I'm now down to two squares per trip, and soon, I'll have to resort to Kleenex. Then napkins. Then paper towel. Then socks. Then sandpaper. Then tree bark. Then my hand. Then my other hand. And then I die."

Butt Rations by ToddUncommon March 21, 2020

my honest reaction 

An internet meme which portrays one's ability to not give a fuck or not care.

You are horrid at maths

my honest reaction:

my honest reaction by AFoxWhichIsClever March 12, 2023