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Yo lemme suck ur qwasss ESHAYYY
qwass by cvhjuio; September 14, 2021
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qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkmopl 

Qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkmopl is one of those things you do after you already searched qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm or mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq or even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. Because you're so bored that you are searching patterns on the keyboard and then end up writing an entire definition of the urban dictionary about it when you should be working on that Science project which is due on Tuesday.
Ethan was so bored in study hall he decided to search qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkmopl and now he has Down syndrome, look what you've done Ethan

qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkmlop 

damn I almost did all the combination
But EYYY I made qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkmlop
Carl Wheezers way of saying the word "croissant." Can be used as an insult to a person. Name a more iconic duo, carl wheezer and a quassal. Carl Wheezer eats pussy the same way he eats the quassal. Look it up on youtube, "Carl Wheezer saying croissant." 🥐
quassal by mightyhoe April 23, 2017

qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkmolp 

This is what you type after all the others, iykiyk. It's a downward motion across the keyboard, instead of qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp you decided to do it in pairs. Because you are so stupidly bored while waiting for your'e chimichangas (idk how to spell) that you wrotee this. Keep searching for more.
I wrote qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkmolp instead of qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp because i cand do better.

qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkm,opl;./

The largest amount of boredom. Done by typing diagonally two rows at a time from left to right.
Bob: I'm so frickin' bored bro that i'll type 1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
John: How about qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkm,opl;./.
Bob: *Gasp* Boiiii I couldn't think of that. >:0

qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkmopl 

Congratulations! You have reached the epitome of boredom. The only other thing to do is to start pulling your eyelashes out.
Person A: Hey man, what's for dinner?
Person B: I dunno man, get it online.
Person A then types qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkmopl into google in boredom after 20 minutes of scrolling through his Facebook feed
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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