You are at the peak of boredom. You google random variations of your keyboard layout. You tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,olp

Jason: I’m SO BORED
Jack: Type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Jason: Nah
Jason: I KNOW, I’ll type qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl

qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl by FreidomMan December 5, 2021

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When you're very bored and regret letting you literacy circle group down in year 8 when you didn't read the book and therefore didn't prepare the discussion director questions, and your whole group got in trouble, and got mad at you, because they all did their roles, but lazy old you didn't want to read 107 pages of John Flanagan's terrible Rangers Apprentice book series. (it actually sucks). So you went on to Microsoft Edge on your school laptop and looked up Alien Porn to make yourself feel better, but then the I.T. blokes come into your class during homeroom the next day and confiscate your laptop in front of everyone. so you go to I.T. during morning tea to find out what's going on and your crush, this cute and quite girl, is having problems with her laptop, but then one of the I.T. blokes say word for word "Alien Porn is heaps mad ay?" in front of your crush.

feeling humiliated, you go up to the I.T. bloke and he asks you why you were doing this on this on the school laptop, and you reply with "I dunno what you're talking about." after a few minutes he finally gives you your laptop and you leave as fast as you can. You look back and your crush is holding back her laughter. Feeling devastated, you open up google chrome in incognito mode and search up qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl and find this definition on urbandictionary.com.

Tl;dr, When you did something you regret, go home, and type every letter on the keyboard diagonally starting with q, then wa, then esz, ect.

Greg: *Sob*Sob* qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl

also

John: uughg i'm so bored, qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl.

qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl by mummummumumumumummummuum October 20, 2019

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when you are so bored that you type the keybored in this order wqaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl

josh: im bored

me: so
josh; help
me: google somthind idk
josh: fine ill try wqaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl
me:ok whatever
josh: nope nothin
me: ok imma take a nap later loser

wqaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl by 81TCh June 4, 2021

qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmlp

You got bored and typed diagonally. Then you decided to start swapping letters. Keep going. Let the keyboard patterns absorb your time.

I have typed qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmlp! Now its time for qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokpml! How exciting!

qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmlp by Pizzabagelbites April 16, 2024

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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