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A fake ass bitch ass shafi ass smelly ass fuckery ass dumb fuck that is a fucking sook and cries like a little bitch when he/she keeps getting killed or loses at games and bans his/her friends. Basically a Gamer version of Karen. Spams you and never stops messaging you even though you're at your grandma's funeral but bans you for spamming him/her.
Kid:"I'm banning you because you keep killing me."
You:"stfu you lil qwasso."
Kid:*cries like a little bitch*
Qwasso by SharkyTheQwasso August 3, 2020
Words you can keep
a friendly greeting mostly to a close friend meaning "what's up?", "hi", or "how's it going?"
Katie- Qwassa girl!!
Maddie- Omg nothin much, qwassa?
Katie- Chillen, lets hang tonight:)
qwassa by littlelambchop6 July 3, 2011
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If something is above awesome, and is not amazing, Qwasome is the word you would use.
My parents are Qwasome tonight. The girl over there is looking Qwasome today. Etc.
Qwasome by AlexDeUnicorn March 12, 2013

qwashole 

<Robbie T.> Hey, How are you, you son of a bitch
<Luke> oh shut the fuck up you qwashole
<Mark> qwas'd
qwashole by Lukey April 14, 2003

qwaspolkerdfiujhtygzxmncbv 

synonym of death
timmy: qwaspolkerdfiujhtygzxmncbv
1 second later: coffin dance
pussy (made by muslim man)
Yo lemme suck ur qwasss ESHAYYY
qwass by cvhjuio; September 14, 2021
Qwashon is a delinquent ass nigga but good at heart looks good has many hoes and is very romantic
That nigga Qwashon got da hoes
Qwashon by Realdudes47 November 21, 2021
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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