qwaff

Too fcuk
Pronounced Frenetically (Qwaff)

"I really need a qwaff"
or
"I Qwaffed that yattie last night"
or
"Did you Qwaffe Pamela Shadman?"
or
Sorry i didn't answer the phone when you called i was Qwaffing my Yattie!"

by Str33t May 27, 2005

quaffted

When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.

I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.

by IdiotProofDude January 12, 2015

Nectar quaffing

Drinking nectar in a posh manner, a way of expressing high social status and satisfaction with one's life.

"Yet A is happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Nectar quaffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Ever joyous, ever gay,
Happy, undeserving A!" -The Mikado

by Sir Arthur Sullivan October 12, 2010

qaffr

A name to describe a man with a very large penis

A man with a big penis

“Damn, he must be qaffr.”

by Qaf man November 20, 2022

Quaffable

Something you can drink and drink without thinking about. It's neither harsh nor cloying.

It's simply extremely easy to drink.

Person 1 - This whisky is good?

Person 2 - Yes it's extremely quaffable, I could drink the bottle without knowing.

by Stogie1991 February 15, 2018

quaffee

the result when you add alcohol to your morning caffeine

I added Bailey's to my espresso, then drank my quaffee.

by gRegWord October 19, 2016

qwafting

The act of wafting a girl's qweef towards your nose, causing the girl to feel more embarrassed, showing why men are the dominate gender.

While qwafting my girlfriend's vagina fart got me kicked out of the bedroom for the night, I had accomplished my bro moment of the day.

by Sir_Master_Bates August 1, 2012