Qwaffle 

The brightness of your socks. The brighter your socks are the more qwaffle you are. If the your socks are fuzzy, this adds to your qwaffleness.

WOW, you are quite qwaffleious today!

Qwaffle by i<3glee March 14, 2011

Qwaffle 

A waffle made of cake batter in a belgian waffle iron.

The qwaffle can be made of any flavor cake batter (i.e. devil's food, white, funfetti, etc.) and covered with frosting.

Qwaffle by Northern Michigan Univ Student June 16, 2011

Qwaffle 

Much similar to the term"Queef" (Vagina fart), except to fart out of the penis.

What's that smell? I think Adam just "Qwaffled"

Qwaffle by johowavesand43 June 14, 2011

Qwaffle 

herpes infected homosexual

You are a qwaffle!

Qwaffle by THE MAN MAN101 October 19, 2009

Qwuffle 

It is the queef bubble that many-a-girlfriends will have come to know by now. The queef bubble is the little ball of air that sits somewhere between a woman's friendly female petals; it sits there like the little pocket of air inside a snow globe. It does no harm and yet how aware of it we are.

"Why are you shifting in your seat like that, First Lady Obama?"
"I've got a qwuffle."

Qwuffle by KowzaMatsawza July 22, 2014

Quaffle 

When two or more people are in a quarrel but it is not a serious argument, more a foolish disagreement.

Blend of the two words: quarrel and kerfuffle

Person one: Were Susan and Bob in a quarrel
Person two: No, they’re having more of a quaffle though they do have horrid marital problems due to his inability to create a regular old plumbis

Quaffle by BATTALIONS96 September 17, 2019

Quaffle 

The main ball used to play both Quidditch and Muggle Quidditch. It is used to score goals in one of the opponents three hoops. Passed around by the called the chasers.

"Clara raises the quaffle, she shots, she scores!"

Quaffle by Blehooha Fluffpants August 30, 2011