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Cock quoits 

A game played at New Years Eve in Melbourne when Corona Virus lockdown is reintroduced. The usual fireworks are cancelled so glow stick bracelets are skillfully tossed onto cock of the quoitee. In the event of deflation of the quoitee the quoit tosser is responsible for the level of hardness of the game. If cock becomes flaccid points are relinquished.

5 rings wins a prize.
Anthony came down from Albury to see the fireworks in Melbourne but they were cancelled. A game of Cock Quoits was the only solution to see see out 2020.
Cock quoits by Jadedcovid December 31, 2020
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Derived from combining the words Quinn and cultist, carrying the one. Quitist.

Sounds like it looks, means what it says.

n. a cancel culture advocate; a quitter of human beings and disciple of Zoe Quinn; a doxing expert; a victim-blaming gaslighter; any person, often with thousands of social media followers, who utilizes tactics of intimidation, brigading, emotional manipulation, public shaming, deceit and obfuscation on social media to cancel or suppress dissent, dissenters, bad behavior, unethical practices or criminal activity; what one becomes as a consequence of victim culture; a PC member of the "word police" deciding for others what words to think with, write with or say, who, ironically, never critically thought about the meaning of words like "lack," "ethics," "fascism" or "bully"; the smallest, punkest, white knight lovin' quickly-qualifying-for-winning-entry-as-the-first-time-ever-worst-n1663r-in-the-world in the white category, global class; a cyber bully of the First Order.

Related Bonus Entry: SIW-- Social Injustice Warrior
"You're acting like a Quitist. Stop treating them like that."
"I'm not a Quitist! I'm using persuasion, like you said!"
"They don't get it. They're a Quitist."
Quitist by MostlyHarmless005 September 8, 2019
n. a cancel culture advocate; a doxing expert; a person who resorts to online tactics of intimidation, brigading, character assassination, emotional manipulation, public shaming, deceit and obfuscation by using thousands of social media followers to protect their reputation from frequently fictitious outside threats; a product of a victim culture; a quitter of public discourse, using a cult-like following to erase dissenting human beings; a cyber-bully of the 1st order

derivation: combining the words Quinn and cultist. Quitist.
"They're a quitist; they just use smear campaigns to get what they want instead of working with people. Steer clear."
"Oh. I see the quitist brigade is out on this person."
"So you're just gonna give up? You're not even gonna give them a chance to work with you? Just gonna be a quitist and give up on them to get your way, eh? There's some integrity for you."
"The quitist in me just wants to cancel them in the worst way, but what if write an op-ed instead to persuade them."
quitist by MostlyHarmless005 September 8, 2019
One who is well renowned for his or her quotes.
Earl Nightingale is one of my favorite quotists!
Quotist by DarkoCHRONIK March 21, 2009
Someone who says or writes something that can be used as a quote.
Guy: "To be or not to be?"
Other Guy: Damn Shakespeare is such an overused quotist!
Quotist by Element238 March 9, 2010
A game similar but distinctly unique from modern horseshoes. Quoits is played with a rubber or metal ring-shaped object called a quoit rather than a U shaped horse shoe.

Specific rules for the game vary from place to place, as does the pronunciation of it's name. In central New Jersey, we play Trenton Quoits (Trent-n Kwates).
Bill: "Tim's having a BBQ this weekend."

Ted: "We gonna play quoits?"

Bill: "Yeah man, his pit is clay and everything!"
quoits by trentn July 15, 2009
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trucker's tan 

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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