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When you have Anal sex ("forgetting" a condom, of course) and are finished, there is going to be an amount of poo packed into your cock nostril. Afterwards, when you goto the bathroom, the pressure in the urethra forces the poo out in banana shape. Placing a small quippit sieve in the toilet will allow you to collect these mysterious treasures. Legend has it, if you collect 10 of these and bury them in the garden, you will be rewarded with 10 years of good luck.
GUY1: I can't believe you won on ANOTHER lottery ticket. How did you get so lucky?
GUY2: One word dude, quippit
quippit by mrweir April 9, 2011
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Someone you hate or hold content for
I went to a restaurant and a quipper stank up the whole room. I had to leave.

These damn quippers are taking over our country
Quipper by The Archs of Jinja October 4, 2023
That's a weird quipetts
Quipetts by Yoshitsune November 4, 2018
A pal or buddy. Somebody you have known for a long time.
quipper by D. Rucker November 14, 2006
Packing heat, having guns, being equipped.

Also: Quippin' - The state of being quipped
Rufus: Yo man, Im totally quipped. I got my mac 10 on one hip and my uzi on the other.

Sanchez: Dang vato, yall are quippin'
Quipped by B-Bizzle June 28, 2005
Wearing your shirt or jacket quarter zipped.
Guy1: Does this quipped jacket make me look stupid?
Guy2: Does a quipped jacket ever not look stupid? Either zip it up or don't zip it at all.
Quipped by N&Epioneer December 4, 2013