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What is a quopper? A quopper can be anything and yet nothing. It is not a social construct nor is it some whimsical illusion. A quopper is that feeling you get when you think you've shit yourself in a public library, and yet, also the feeling you get when you haven't shit yourself in a tax-payers bibliothèque.

A quopper is what you might call the love of your life. Those who say its "In the eye of the beholder" may also say "QUOPPERS WIN". This is not a statement. this is a fact. Put your beliefs and quarrels aside and unite over this common enemy. The minds eye is capable of many things. And yet a quopper? NO.

Subsequent attempts to tame said beast || I ̛w̵o͏n̢ a G C to͟ùrn͜am҉ęn͘t ̨in ͏roc҉ke͠t leag̢úe || have been exstinguished like a moth to a flame. (or a quopper to a win). Those deep searching philosiphers who dare to push the boundries of wins and losses (not sponsored) have but yet to find a clue on what the antidote to a quopper may entail.

Succinctly put, a quopper can be as you wish a quopper to be.

With this newfound knowledge, be free my child... Go far... WIN.

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Someone you hate or hold content for
I went to a restaurant and a quipper stank up the whole room. I had to leave.

These damn quippers are taking over our country
Quipper by The Archs of Jinja October 4, 2023
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A pal or buddy. Somebody you have known for a long time.
It's been a while, what's up quipper.
quipper by D. Rucker November 14, 2006

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026