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Quindarious 

The kind of Gooch who would get arrested for unlawful possession of marijuana.
Look at quindarious over there look'n like he got an ounce on him right now, what a gooch.
Quindarious by Thiccholas December 16, 2019

Quandivilous 

To act as though you were in a cartoon; to have the nature of an object or scene from a cartoon.
Sam dropped a piano on Ryan’s head and now all of Ryan’s teeth are piano keys. They’re such a quandivilous duo.
Quandivilous by UWundergradadmissions September 24, 2022

Tonsil quidditch 

A synonym for "tonsil hockey" or "making out," but for nerds (used proudly by Harry Potter fans especially).
Guy 1: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2 (with scar on his forehead): Yea man, we played tonsil quidditch all night!

Quinnipiac 

A University located in Hamden, Connecticut, in an attractive New England setting. Student body about 8,000 including undergrad, graduate, and law students. Students are mostly white, and either upper middle class or rich. Many are conservative as well. Division 1 sports. Known to have good parties, pretty competitive to get in to. Considered a JUNIOR IVY LEAGUE- whatever that means. Huge housing shortages. Great health science school.
Student from QU- I go to Quinnipiac!
Yale student- You dumb party animal!
Southern Connectictut student- You smart rich girl!
Quinnipiac by KSJA May 7, 2006

quinti-lingual

The ability to speak five different languages.

Can also be spelled without the hyphen as quintilingual.
She is quinti-lingual. She can speak English, Spanish, French, Italian and German.
quinti-lingual by Tosin Ola April 26, 2007

quinnipiac university 

Quinnipiac University is amazing. It has the most beautiful campus that I have ever seen (and I am a Harvard graduate). The view of Sleeping Giant Mountain leaves me in awe. The students are smart, good-looking, and fun. I will be entering into the nationally ranked physician-assistant program (#7) this summer. And I am already a Bobcat ice hockey fan!
Quinnipiac University kicks Fairfield's ass.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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