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A handsome, slim, toned Italian with dark features and thick black lushious hair. Has a very good dress sense, and is loved by all types of women, no matter what size age or race they are. Almost certainly has a huge penis! Can be one of the funniest people you could ever meet in your lifetime, and one of the best types of friends to have. Ladies, if you ever cross paths with one of these men, go for him no questions asked, you wont be dissapointed!
Marie: Woah look at that hot Italian guy, I bet his names Alessio!
by MasterBlaster63 July 07, 2011
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The most amazing guy you'll ever meet, he is italian and slim. This makes him a good athlete and has a remarkable education. He is a great friend and will not disappoint you. if you tell him to get off his computer he can be a bitch. he has avery attractive penis that has had lots of experience. If your name is, Isabella you should go right after any Alessio you encounter. You won't be disappointed unless you mention the name Erin.
Alessio ate dinner at the parlor.
by AdvancedAtom June 01, 2017
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A handsome Italian boy who is funny, cute, and charming he will love u and be there for u and he loves girls with the name Lesly so any Lesly’s out there go for him
Friend: Alessio do u love Lesly
Alessio: I’m in mad love for her
by Lucy360 June 26, 2019
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An Alessio is downright strange. No one can ever tell what he's thinking, or what he'll do next. He can be annoying or funny, smart, or dumb, honest or lying. There's just no way of knowing.
Steve: Hey Alessio! How you doin'?
Alessio: Not so good. My wife left me for a talking giraffe and then shouted "HAIL HYDRA" before jumping off a bridge. How 'bout you?
by Pedro Diez October 16, 2019
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A handsome, chubby, toned Italian with dark features and thick black lushious hair. Has a very good dress sense, and is loved by all TYPES of women, no matter what size age or race they are. Almost certainly has a tiny penis! Can be one of the funniest people you could ever meet in your lifetime, and one of the best types of friends to have. Zoe, if you ever cross paths with an Alessio, go for him no questions asked, you wont be dissapointed!
Zoe: Woah look at that hot Italian guy, I BET his names Alessio!
by happytweets October 10, 2016
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Alessio in Italian means β€˜penis’ (A large one) And a term used by jerk off-ers
Alessio, Alessio!!
by Anon1122321 August 12, 2018
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