Someone who is afraid of all women except his girlfriend. Very loud and crazy person. Loves to spend time in his secure area, MUST invite GUY friends at all times...again, unless he is with his girlfriend. thinks he is an amazing guy. Very humorous. A Quimes is a person that makes things exciting. He is athletic.
Quimes is out of control.
by shishkabobershhh March 19, 2010

by Tim Orrel December 14, 2002

Quite possibly the single most funniest synonim for female genitalia. usually dosen't get picked up by those pesky curse word blockers you find on the net. Also just damm funny to say.
HA! Thats a nice quim you got there!
by mrpopenfresh February 27, 2005

Slang term for female gentialia.
"With a hey nony nony and a ho hi hum,
I can feel the need for a play with ya front bottom!
Witn a no and a ney, she had a play with him,
And upon feeling it's size, gasped and slipped it up her quim!"
"With a hey nony nony and a ho hi hum,
I can feel the need for a play with ya front bottom!
Witn a no and a ney, she had a play with him,
And upon feeling it's size, gasped and slipped it up her quim!"
by M.Powers April 12, 2006

by James Patrick McGrath January 18, 2004

by Joe Nazmdeh January 13, 2006
