Quick hand

public masterbation

He sat on the couch and gave himself a quick hand while no one was looking

by windo changer October 23, 2011

Quick Hands McCann

An ironic name refering to an extremely greasy male with absolutly no athletic ability whatsoever.

Dude, Quick Hands McCann is a doucher.

by Flaming Dragon August 21, 2009

Quack Handle

A colloquial term for crack cocaine.Maybe.

Brass Eye TM - "have you got any quack handle?"

by John-O July 11, 2003

Quicksand Tits

When you lay on your back and your nipples disappear because your breasts are so empty and deflated

Sunk into the pool of floppy skin that was once a rounded boob

Feel free to retrieve my nipples from my quicksand tits with your tongue

by Working Class Hero December 28, 2020

quicksand

Just sand, but you can get trapped and suffocate in it.

"Oh no! Help! I'm trapped in quicksand! I'm about to drown!"
"Actually, quicksand is just sand, but it's just a bit runnier."
"Oh hey, I didn't know that. That's pretty cool. Gurgle"

by Skelwor September 7, 2009

Quicksand

1)Quicksand- Sand surface that when stepped on, gives way which causes you to sink at a certain rate due to certain factors:
-Height/Weight
-Surface Area
-Movement

2)Quicksand(Situation)-Situation where no matter what you do, things only get worse. Even if you are trying your hardest to make things better.

Example 1:
Bill: Hey watch your step.
Bob:What...*steps in quicksand* Ahh! What is this?!
Bill: You just fell into some quicksand!
Bob: Bummer...*sinks*

Example 2:
Bill: Ah poop...
Bob: Hey what's the matter?
Bill: It's my wife, no matter what I do our marriage seems to break away.
Bob: Well there's only one solution.*Pulls out gun*
Bill: O_o*sigh*

by Tasty Poptarts December 10, 2009

social quicksand

A person who sucks you into a long and boring pointless conversation you want no part of, and you have no way to get out of.

Sorry I was late, hon, the woman behind me in line at the market sucked me into a social quicksand.

by photojenna June 30, 2008