quelve 

A ghetto pronounciation for the number 12 twelve.

I bought quelve scrimp across the screet.

quelve by Elby Montero July 22, 2007

queave 

That funny farting sound that happens when humping away on your girlfriend. Every stroke causes a fart and it sounds funny as the frequency of strokes increases. When the girl is extremely wet it will make wet sounding queaves.

Man, why does Bob have to keep bringing those girls home from the bar? I hear queave sounds again.

queave by master of the factory January 8, 2009

Qwelve 

When you need to explain why you are buying cigarettes, 4 packs of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, a condom, and a children's picture book in a single word.

Store Clerk: Sir, you're purchasing quite the unusual combo. Wanna explain why?
Jonathan: Qwelve.
Store Clerk: I gotcha, that'll be 22.99.

Qwelve by Oyrsted March 24, 2020

quelle surprise 

from french: what a surprise

"looks like we're going to exams next week"
"quelle surprise"

quelle surprise by aigh January 1, 2009

Queever 

A hardened piece of stool that gets caught in subject's sphincter and needs manually removed.

Murphy's got a queever!

Queever by deeznumbnuts August 11, 2019

quilver

a mob of angry squirrels, may or may not be a part of a larger plot to take over the world

Did you hear about the quilver in Russia that killed a dog because they didn't have enough pine cones for the winter?

quilver by save woodward January 9, 2006

queeve 

verb. To expel air from the vagina; to queef. ("Queeve" is the verb form of the noun "queef," cf. "believe"/"belief", "grieve"/"grief", etc.)

past tense: "queeved"
past participle: "quiven"

Lenore spread her legs, braced herself, and queeved heartily. Clearly, she had quiven many times before.

queeve by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005