Qwelve

When you need to explain why you are buying cigarettes, 4 packs of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, a condom, and a children's picture book in a single word.

Store Clerk: Sir, you're purchasing quite the unusual combo. Wanna explain why?
Jonathan: Qwelve.
Store Clerk: I gotcha, that'll be 22.99.

by Oyrsted March 24, 2020

quelve

A ghetto pronounciation for the number 12 twelve.

I bought quelve scrimp across the screet.

by Elby Montero July 22, 2007

qwerve

To be out of line, ridiculous and hard to define. Like asking for a bowling ball at a dog show, then going ape shit when you don't get it.

This guy comes to my sisters wedding and starts to qwerve. He asked my Grandma for a condom. The whole place went silent at the sight of him qwerving with no regard for his dignity or pride.

by TheLongWind May 7, 2017

qwelerk

A cunt

QWELERK!!

by Qwelerk June 30, 2022

Qweller

Qweller is like really cool, even if he doubts it all the fucking time and thinks everyone hates him he's probably likeable and has rad hair!!! He cuts and dyes it himself, sooo yk. He's kinda sad most of the time but it's ok, he's used to it, just give him a high five and hope for the best!

"Qweller, huh thats a weird spelling"

by qwonkbonk December 8, 2024