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queefshart 

when a puthay queefs and simultaneously the person sharts themselves. not fun.
“yo dude, when i was having sex with linda, she TOTALLY queefsharted...it stank.”
queefshart by billiondollapusayy March 17, 2021
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queefshit 

noun. Fecal matter excreted through the vagina. This is generally caused by the presence of a recto-vaginal fistula (a small tear in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal).

synonym: cooch turd.
With no restroom in sight, Brenda clenched her ass shut tightly, but much to her chagrin, her turd passed through her fistula and plopped out her coochie as queefshit.
queefshit by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005

queefinart 

The act when a guy shoves a straw up his anus, and then puts the other end into a girl's vagina and farts.
After Dairy Queen, took my girl back to my house and I gave her a queefinart. Needless to say, I was done with my frosty.
queefinart by coda jane huab July 13, 2012

Queeftarted 

When a person is performing oral pleasures on a female vagina and the female queefs in the persons face and you become retarded due to the queef in the face acting crazy like a retard
Hey fam my girl Sarah queefed on my face and I was queeftarted for five minutes
Queeftarted by DJ chrispysoc October 27, 2016
A perfect shot of a basketball from a woman's vagina.
Shit like this doesen't happen in basketball bro. What a queefshot.
Queefshot by Skater550 August 28, 2017

Queefsha 

A dirty parasite that loves attention, scamming people for money, livestreaming on TikTok and smoking meth - found mostly outdoors. Commonly seen in parks, porta potties, the side of the road, getting kicked out of public spaces, motels, AirBNBs, anywhere free or paid for by hard working people.
"I can smell a Queefsha from up to 7.29kms away depending on which way the wind is blowing."

"Wowee... did you see that ungrateful Queefsha scam all of those hard working folks out of their money and then just block them like the parasite it is?"
Queefsha by Zoomies945712 April 7, 2023

queefshit 

these browns....

queefshit.
queefshit by queefershitter November 3, 2023
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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