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Queefshot

A perfect shot of a basketball from a woman's vagina.
Shit like this doesen't happen in basketball bro. What a queefshot.
by Skater550 August 28, 2017
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fleeb ega queeshteef

A phrase used by Zigfee in "Merry Christmas, Drake and Josh" when asked to repeat "seven swans are swimming"
Drake: okay zigfee repeat after me! "Seven swans are swimming"

Zigfee: fleeb ega queeshteef
by Mèrry Christmas June 11, 2017
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Queefsong

Queefsong
Noun, also QueefSong Plural: queefsongs

An advanced level of queefing characterized by the ability to control cuntal inhalation and expiration sufficiently to produce musical notes both through exceptional labial control and also with the aid of simple wind instruments. The traditional Irish tin whistle is suited perfectly for this purpose and during queefing’s golden age, all queefery students were issued their own instrument and prodigies were encouraged to graduate to the Recorder.
Darla is a queefsongstress of exceptional depth and quality whose dulcet tones drive men to madness.

Ivanka’s halfwitted brother found her queefsong whistle and was running around the party playing it with a kind of demonic enthusiasm, to everyone’s horror.

♪I can’t seem to forget you; your queefsong stays in my mind...♫
by Lastgasp1875 November 3, 2020
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queefshit

noun. Fecal matter excreted through the vagina. This is generally caused by the presence of a recto-vaginal fistula (a small tear in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal).

synonym: cooch turd.
With no restroom in sight, Brenda clenched her ass shut tightly, but much to her chagrin, her turd passed through her fistula and plopped out her coochie as queefshit.
by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005
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queefhorn

Jim: "I can't follow the match with all the noise coming out of those things -- fucking vulv-, uh, vulva ... ."

Joe: "Just call it a queefhorn."
by saranwrapkills June 26, 2010
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Queefapotamus

1) A girl that is disgustingly overweight, a slut, and has a wide-set vagina.
2) A large proscious black girl who cums from the jungle.
3) A hippopotamus that queefs a bunch
Jeremy: Hey Mike, check out that slut whale over there. She must love fish dicks.
Mike: No way man, that chick is from the jungle, she's a fukin queefapotamus.
Jeremy: Werd.

Joel: Hey! That hippo queefs so much it should be called a Queefapotamus.
Mike: Joel, you say that every fucking time we're in the presence of hippos and women of african american descent.
by Germ604 June 25, 2009
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queefbot3000

white bitch: hey that person is like really hot
educated white bitch: omg that’s a queefbot3000
by niggaette May 2, 2021
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