Queeftarted 

When a person is performing oral pleasures on a female vagina and the female queefs in the persons face and you become retarded due to the queef in the face acting crazy like a retard

Hey fam my girl Sarah queefed on my face and I was queeftarted for five minutes

Queeftarted by DJ chrispysoc October 27, 2016

queertarded 

when something is BEYOND gaytarded, it's queertarded.

d00d 1: damn ! someone ate all my eggos...
d00d 2: d00d, that is queertarded.

queertarded by teh insurgen7 squirrel January 13, 2008

Queeftard 

1. A queeftard is a retarded douchebag
2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal that can sometimes lead to internal bleeding

1. Sean is a queeftard
2. Sean just queeftarded

Queeftard by seanisgay3 March 31, 2009

queertarded 

lame looking, looks like the offspring of a queer and a retard

Zachs new car looks completely queertarded

queertarded by ducks on fire November 28, 2007

Queeftard 

Someone who behaves like an absolute moron and has a faggy attitude.

John: "I wouldnt consider myself religious but I am spiritual"

Tyrone: "Dawg you trippin, stop actin' like a queeftard"

Queeftard by 420pussy-slayah69696969 July 1, 2019