queefshart

when a puthay queefs and simultaneously the person sharts themselves. not fun.
“yo dude, when i was having sex with linda, she TOTALLY queefsharted...it stank.”
by billiondollapusayy March 17, 2021
mugGet the queefshartmug.

teared seam

when the dude accidentally sticks his lil guy in the pee hole. ouch.
“by accident the other night, i definitely gave lucy a teared seam. no wonder it felt so tight.”
by billiondollapusayy March 17, 2021
mugGet the teared seammug.

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