queefqueg 

Male or female human resembling barnacle encrusted salty-dog and reeking of body odor, frequently found near loading docks and behind grocery stores.

Man, I saw a queefqueg out in Barstow. How'd he get there from Venice Beach?

queefqueg by Buzz Zoo May 5, 2007

Strawberry Queefquake 

A time during a women's period where she farts vigorously from her vaginal area, squirting blood that looks like strawberry jam at a five foot radius and causing a earthquake at a 3 mile range. Its also a mistaken word when someone is talking about a strawberry cheesequake icecream cake from Dairy Queen

Guy 1: Hey dude did feel that earthquake last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was my girlfriend queefing while on her period again. It looked like she threw jam all over the walls.
Guy 1: Damn, well thats disturbing. Hey you wanna go get a strawberry queefquake from Dairy Queen- wait I mean cheesequake.
Guy 2:Rofl

Strawberry Queefquake by idkanymore87 January 13, 2015

queefquilts 

The soft folds of skin in a woman's vagina

I'd like to get between her queefquilts.

queefquilts by Role'o August 7, 2008

Queefquiff 

A merkin styled like Elvis Presley's hair

Her queefquiff got 10 from all the judges, his pitiful merkin sank the hearts of a few...

Queefquiff by Oohtz March 15, 2022

Queefburger 

n. (slang) An insult coined from the term queef (which refers to a vaginal fart) which is used to insult those with questionable or poor hygiene, background, sexual habits or orientation, or for those who have just ticked you off.

n. Rarely can refer to a grilled queef nugget or LITERAL "queefburger" although this is uncommon.

Guy 1: What are you doing?

Guy 2: Samus.

Guy 1: Without protection? You queefburger!

-OR-

Guy 3: Hey! You stole my lunch money!

Guy 4: Yea, so?

Guy 3: You fucking queefburger, I'm gonna kick your ass!

Queefburger by Fire Arr0w22 April 1, 2007

Queefnugget 

When a hardened block or semen is queried out of the vagina.

You remember that one chick, man she let out out queefnuggets for days.

Queefnugget by ARCH3RB13 March 19, 2017

Queefquiver 

The telltale sound that an angry vagina makes before pouncing

Some say it sounds like a rattlesnake

...the hair on the back of his neck rose...

The sound of a queefquiver...

A vagina pounced...

Queefquiver by Oohtz March 15, 2022