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Queefburger

n. (slang) An insult coined from the term queef (which refers to a vaginal fart) which is used to insult those with questionable or poor hygiene, background, sexual habits or orientation, or for those who have just ticked you off.

n. Rarely can refer to a grilled queef nugget or LITERAL "queefburger" although this is uncommon.
Guy 1: What are you doing?

Guy 2: Samus.

Guy 1: Without protection? You queefburger!

-OR-

Guy 3: Hey! You stole my lunch money!

Guy 4: Yea, so?

Guy 3: You fucking queefburger, I'm gonna kick your ass!
by Fire Arr0w22 April 1, 2007
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Queefburger

When one queefs on a cheeseburger; similar to the term "cake fart"
I can't wait to try queefburger tonight.
by MisterMeow11 January 17, 2017
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queefburger

n. bun+grilled queefnugget+ketchup+bun (need I say more?)

n. (slang) Also used as an insult to people of questionable backround, hygeinity, or sexual preference. Also implies that someone eats queefburgers, makes queefburgers or has a "queefburger girlfriend".
Kes: Rytas, are you cooking a queefburger?

Rytas: Why yes, i am. Want one?

Kes: Ewww.... that's gross, you queefburger! No!
by K-dog 23 March 28, 2007
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Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"
by spartan-215 October 8, 2009
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Cockmongling Qweefburg3r

Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"
Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
by Moe.Y December 16, 2008
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Queef Burger

When somebody is eating out a woman's pussy and she queefs.

It can also be used as a random insult.
Joe, i heard your girlfriend gave you a queef burger.

You are such a queef burger Tom!
by adshgoieajf June 3, 2007
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Cock Mongoling Queef Burger

Noun; An insult. Usually just a random insult, unless they do infact destroy penis and queef very often. Usually used towards females, but can be used towards a male if chosen to.
Person 1: "Aww man that girl's a wicked bitch!"

Person 2: "She's a cock mongoling queef burger!"
by TheSavageSquid June 1, 2010
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