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a person who has done you over, ripped you off or in someway been a real slack bastard to you
Johnny, you fuckin' rattlesnake

You're a rattlesnake, and your full of shit, i fuckin' hate you, 'cause you're a rattlesnake!!
by Dimp Paddy December 29, 2003
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To jerk a guy off by vigorously, yet gently, shaking his dick back and forth with your hand.
"I just did the Rattlesnake to him last night, he got off in no time and i didnt even have to blow him"
by cougartown97 April 05, 2010
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(1) ' n. Any of various poisonous American snakes, of genera Crotalus and Sistrurus, having a rattle at the end of its tail. ' -- Wiktionary

(2) According to Kurt Vonnegut, the rattlesnake is a creature so inimical to humankind that it makes you wonder about the vaunted benevolence of the Creator of the Universe.

' Dwayne mimicked her cruelly in a falsetto voice . . . He looked about as pleasant and relaxed as a coiled rattlesnake now. It was his bad chemicals, of course, which were compelling him to look like that . . .

' The Creator of the Universe had put a rattle on its {the rattlesnake's} tail. The Creator had also given it front teeth which were hypodermic syringes filled with deadly poison.

' Sometimes I wonder about the Creator of the Universe. '

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 15 (page 159 - 160).
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A sexual act when anal sex is involved with two partners, can be heterosexual or two males. When the penis is in the anus, the partner that is "catching" farts. Which in return causes a rattle or vibration that tickles the penis that is in the anus.
Mark and his gay partner, Todd are engaging in anal sex. Todd is penetrating Mark's anus, when Mark suddenly farts. This fart is a nice sensation for Todd as the vibration causes a rattle like a Rattlesnake makes.
by Jeff The Funkmaster June 06, 2007
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An aggressive manoeuver used to ward off potential threats against oneself.

When one correctly performs a rattlesnake, they will have succeeded in poking the assailant's eyes (please refer to The Three Stooges for more information) and also biting them in the scrotum (if they happen to be male).

There is room for variation and interpretation, but preferably, one will not actually have to go through with the threat; the assailant will be confused with your random combination of threats, or scared for their lives.
Fred: "Hey, Tom! Give me my hat back before I rattlesnake you!"

Tom: "What's a rattlesnake...?"

Fred: "It's where I poke you in the eyes and bite your scrotum!"

Tom: "Woah! Weird! Take your hat back and never talk to me again!"
by !leahciM January 17, 2006
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Carpenter's/Framer's slang for a board with a nail pounded through it so that the point is exposed.
Got a BandAid? I stepped on a rattlesnake.
by The Demon Prince October 01, 2006
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