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Eye Queef 

To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.
In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."
Eye Queef by FuckItFriday September 17, 2021

Queer eye gay faggot poofter

A quadruple insult to a homosexual person.
Homophobia is not a crime. So go fuck yourself you fucking queer eye gay faggot poofter!

queer eye 

the instinctive eye that gays have for cosmopolitan life (stereotype)
George used his queer eye to pick out clothes tonight to wear to the gay bar.
queer eye by cp October 4, 2003

queer eye 

Based upon a show on BravoTv cable "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", in which the fab five-An interior designer, a fashion stylist, a chef, a beauty guru and a "concierge of cool" — who is responsible for all things hip, including music and pop culture (and all very, very, gay) - take a heterosexual guy and do a total lifestyle makeover so that he will be hip and urbane. (Note: None of the Fab 5 are Bears or Leathermen - which might help in the workplace.)
Batman, staring George Clooney was a Queer eye for the Bat Guy movie when Batman wore the Bat suit with nipples on it.
queer eye by Klaatu June 28, 2005

queer eye for the straight guy

Reality TV program in which five men, expert in such fields as fashion, cooking, decorating and suchlike, take on the task of improving the lifestyle and living conditions of another man; All five are homosexual and with one exception rather camp, and the makeover subject is always straight.

Although entertaining, educational and sometimes amusing, it carries the unspoken message that straight men are in the main uncouth, untidy and useless at choosing clothes and cooking.
A:"you know, I never realised that I shave like I'm in a race or something"
B:"What? Like the guys on 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' say it all the time."
pause.
B:"Probably true, though."

queer eye for the straight guy

A concept invented by Beatles manager Brian Epstein in the early 1960s. A gay guy tells straight guys how to dress and cut their hair, and somehow the straight guys end up knee deep in pussy.
John: hey George, toss me over another bird, hey?

George: take two, mate. I've got extra, what?