Qubit 

(Noun) The quantum equivalent of a bit. It can take the value 1,0 or 1 and 0 at the same time, which is nice.

Wow qubits could be mighty useful in the future.

Qubit by Ben Ibbo December 11, 2008

qubit 

quantum bit, can be both 0 and 1 at the same time, is revolutionary to the world of technology since its like more powerful than a supercomputer trillon-fold

person 1: did you know a computer with 1000 qubits can destroy the market of bitcoin?

person 2: we must get going!

qubit by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 12, 2021

Quiticiscm 

Criticism designed to make someone quit a job or endeavour.

John wasnt popular in the office. His coworkers used quiticiscm to get him to resign.

Quiticiscm by The curious bibliophile June 15, 2018

I thought you quit

A phrase that is spammed to annoy people and devalue their statements, much like "cool story bro", except less overused. It makes fun of everyone who takes the internet seriously, especially the people who quit games in a fit of frustration.

It originated from AbideStory when a GM named Selecao would repeat the phrase constantly to anyone who attempted to talk to him. This resulted in many people rage quitting. They eventually came back, of course, which made it even more funny when he said "I thought you quit".

Person 1: Stop being such a jerk
Person 2: I thought you quit
Person 1: I did... but then I realized I couldn't
Person 2: But I thought you quit
Person 1: I thought YOU quit

I thought you quit by Suedohnym December 26, 2010

Quite Shallow 

A Youtube Shitposter that creates videos on the video game Warframe. She is mute and must use a Text To Speech website to create videos for the daily scum to enjoy. Also, send her a Mag or die.

Jill: Hey dude have you heard of Quite Shallow before?
Alex: Nope
Jill: She's the girl that you send your daily Mags to.
Alex: OOOOh.

Quite Shallow by SomeRandomOperator March 26, 2018

quit w 

1. Advice from seasoned osu! players to new players to try and save them from selling their soul to the game

2. The act of quitting osu! just to come back a week later, most of the time the act is repeated in an endless loop

1. New player: "How do I get better at osu?"

Funny player: "quit w"

2. Random player on twitter: "this game is trash and I can't stand it anymore, I'm quitting"

The same player on twitter, a week later: "So, I've had a break and I feel like it's time to come back to the game"

quit w by G1org1o August 10, 2020

got quit 

In many cases an employee no longer works at a company and it is not known to his/her co-workers if he was actually fired or quit. In reality even if the person quit, it was because they were forced or convinced to quit. This is an easy way to describe why the person is no longer at the company.

Where's Sam, I haven't seen him at work for a while. Oh Sam? You didn't hear, he got quit 2 weeks ago.

got quit by Robby B. October 30, 2006