Definitions by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid

gaviscon 

a popular heartburn/indigestion medicine that has ads.

if its ad were to be published with the song "This is my kingdom come" .

you will become horny.

doctor: i prescribe your failing heart with 7 major complications with gaviscon.

guy with failing heart: thank you.

gaviscon by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid July 19, 2021

http

full meaning is Hypertext Transfer Protocol and is not secure. use https instead since its secure.

guy 1: what is the http before a link since i saw it from a message of a suspicious guy i dont know?

guy 2: do not click it since it may steal your credit card info

http by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid July 19, 2021

ass disease 

disease on the ass

my asshole hurts, maybe its a symptom of ass disease!

ass disease by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 25, 2021

heaven

a place where when you are good, go to when you pass away on earth, typically thought that it is on heaven but humanity has never seen it and came back to earth

this is not a definition of a name unlike those most asses who defines heaven here, this is the meaning of the next place you go when you die

heaven by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 25, 2021

Time 

the thing that goes lightspeed when we play but slows down to the speed of a turtle when we hate the event happening such as school

uugh why is time go brrr when i play minecraft!

Time by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 19, 2021

qubit 

quantum bit, can be both 0 and 1 at the same time, is revolutionary to the world of technology since its like more powerful than a supercomputer trillon-fold

person 1: did you know a computer with 1000 qubits can destroy the market of bitcoin?

person 2: we must get going!

qubit by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 12, 2021

potato 

1. Go-tier blessed food which can be easily eaten in anytime as chips, fries, mashed, etc.

2. a common computer

person 1: bless thy food of the gods

person 2: my computer is potato

potato by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 12, 2021