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A quaranlaw marriage is one in which the couple lives together through a period of extended quarantine and presents themselves as being bonded which is recognized by friends, family and a community but without going through a formal ceremony or getting a marriage license.
Justin and Lauren after living together for over 10 weeks as a result of self-quarantine due to COVID19 proclaimed themselves to be quaranlaw married.
quaranlaw by JRSYFRSH May 18, 2020
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Quarantard 

A person who is unnecessarily afraid during the covid pandemic. Hoarding items and afraid of everything.
Did you see how much TP Giovanna bought? She's such a quarantard.
Quarantard by eyekey March 31, 2020

Quarantan 

It’s when you basically get a tan from the masks in summer quarantine
Oops, got a quarantan!
Quarantan by liluzivertttt May 3, 2020

Quarantail

The ponytail that results from failing to get a haircut before going into self-isolation or quarantine.
"Can't decide whether to buzz it or just embrace the quarantail."
"I'm keeping this quarantail indefinitely in memory of COVID-19."
Quarantail by Randy Moscato March 25, 2020

Quarantainment 

The things you do to entertain yourself after being cooped up too long
Hey guys check out my pig series chalk art I just did for quarantainment.
Or
I just watched the entire series of Tiger King. It was great quarantainment.
Quarantainment by Diesal07 April 4, 2020

Quarantan 

Tanning at your residence or backyard, while being quarantined by the COVID19 pandemic.
- Damn, can't go out, can't go no where
- I am gonna just lay back and work on my Quarantan. Get those lines working
Quarantan by Mixsey March 22, 2020

Quarancardio 

The exercise you get when going to and from the refrigerator during a pandemic.
My wife asked me to do yoga with her to get some exercise instead of laying on the couch all day. I told her I get my Quarancardio every time I go for another beer.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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