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Theory of HR Quantification 

Theory of HR Quantification is a revolutionary concept in managerial science which states that Human Resource Management can be operated in numerical terms and when done that it will bring sustained competitive advantage. It has established a relationship between sales and quantitative HRM in a manner never done before.
Jim: Are you aware of any new theory which has changed the world but I am not aware of it?
Michelle: mmmm, Theory of HR Quantification?
Jim: Whoo, Sounds huge.
Michelle: Yup, It has brought a turbulence in managerial science
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mass quantities

Any amount of food or drink. "Coneheads" expression.
Consume mass quantities of beer, or its back to Remulac with you!
mass quantities by Octopod November 6, 2003

mass quantities

A phrase used the SNL Coneheads to describe the consumption of food and beverages by enhaling whole bags of potato chips and six-packs at a time.
Please join us in the consumption of "mass quantities".

Quantiferized 

The state of freaking out and being in awe after some awesome CARD TRICK you just saw that has changed your view of life, the world, yourself, and the UNIVERSE!
"omg this card magician is a miracle worker!"

SHAAAA!!! You have been Quantiferized! Mindfreak can kiss my ass!
Quantiferized by The Quantiferizer February 19, 2011

qualifier 

Refers to a single person or group of people who are juggernauts at an outdoor sport such as fishing or hunting.
That qualifier always catches fish for his girlfriend; he is so providing.
qualifier by WolfgangT July 12, 2010

quantifica 

an ambundance of male genitals in a small area with no females in sight
when rumors spread of a quantifica in town, we booked the earliest flight to another country.
quantifica by MasterBlaster321 July 20, 2010

qualifier 

A word or phrase that serves to validate the falsifiability of a statement by expressing the speaker's lack of knowledge or understanding. It has a legitimate use for people like journalists or legal practitioners, but otherwise tends to make you sound like a cu**.
"A qualifier is basically something you say when you wanna get punched. It's when you add a weasely word to what you're saying so you're never technically in-"
qualifier by jack__hoffman December 12, 2020